The Tyrrany

of

DOUCHIFER!

(Mp3s are at the bottom, foo'! Scroll down you lazy people!Do you need everything handed to you with a hyperlink?)

Douchifer is a collective of local musicians and non-musicians rejecting the notion that audiences need to be entertained conventionally. Using audio terror tactics, lack of or abandonment of competency and self-restraint, and every excess available to them, Douchifer is setting out to chase people out of bars everywhere. Surprisingly, people continue to come see them. Apparently spectacle is popular these days.

Descriptions below list what collective members have done so far, and in no way indicate what they may or may not do in the future.

All performances are completely improvised.

"Douchifer knows no 'rehearsal'"!

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CURRENT STAFF

Tom America:

Crank Radio and Fender Twin

Matt "Vox" Box:

Framus Atlantic Bass, Dan-O-Wah Fuzz Octave Wah Bass

David Camaro: Hetero, yet "0 to flaming in 5 seconds".

David Camaro:

Devil Girl

Dan channels the Douche

Dan Dreifort:

Kawasaki Electronic Guitar, DOD Vocal Effector, Drums

Comet Emisson:

Hell Rhythmatist

Zak onstage fronting the band WeMarch

Zak "Captain Boner" Fuller:

Bass, Trombone

Leslie Keffer:

Kaoss and Vocals

.Andrew Hate-Lampella:

Hate Bass. Drums

Jimbot drills into the next reality over using his Electric Conch

Jimbot "Doorman Jim" Mullins:

Switch Hitter, Sample Controller, Radio Playback, Slum Drums, Anti-rhythm Electronic Drums, Electric Conch

Biij William Absent AKA BJ:

MicroMoog, Korg X-911 Guitar Synth, Guild Skyhawk X-79 detuned guitar, Roland Juno-6, Multivox Multiecho, Lexicon PCM-41, Electro-Harmonix Poly-phase, Casio SK-1

Matt Smasher:

Nixon Channel, Road Staff, Lighting Lush

Matt Toledo

"Manager"

And Featuring

LADY MS. WHITNEY CANDYGIRL

As

HERSELF

Guest Performers:

Aaron: Radio and Sears Silvertone Twin-Twelve

Leo DeLuca: "Rapper"

Matt Harvey:

RECENT MP3 UPLOADS

GET THE FUCK OUT (in B flat)

Recorded Live at The Benefit for the Athens Musicians Network

Casa Cantina

Nov 5., 2003

Cast:

Whitney, Camaro, Box, Hate-Lampella, Aaron, Biij Absent, Jimbot, Comet, Captain Boner, and Keffer

Most Photos Stolen with Complete Impunity from the Athens Musicians Network, and are probably taken by Matt Toledo Anyways.