David J. Riesbeck is not you and you will never be David J. Riesbeck. David J. Riesbeck haunts all of our memories and David J. Riesbeck will always be with us. However, you are not David J. Riesbeck. Stop pretending that you are David J. Riesbeck. It's just annoying. I know David J. Riesbeck and you sir are no David J. Riesbeck. David J. Riesbeck knows things that other men dont. Like dead languages that nobody speeks. I bet he can even say his own name David J. Riesbeck in Latin. Hey Dave? What the hell is this? home