Ok I've been a little bored over holiday break so I thought I'd try my hand at this fan fiction challenge. I need some motivation to leave my laptop behind, but I think I should try to write an interesting story. This reminds me so much of mad libs. I've been having some pretty heavy dreams lately so I decided to use those as motivation for this story. I hope that it meets the challenge standards! I worked pretty hard because the situations were really hard. So without further ado…oh wait I forgot these characters are not mine…if they were well I'd be rich. They belong to the owners of the Nanny…so enjoy the story…

The Dream

by

Higna (007)
(JessSpaceCadet07@aol.com)

Doc, I just don’t know what’s wrong with me lately I have been having the strangest dreams.

Really Fran would you like to tell me and maybe I can help you figure it out?

All right, but don’t think I am crazy once you hear ok?

Oh Fran its my job to listen to crazy I mean people’s dreams just go ahead lay back relax and tell me what’s on your mind.

Well it was Monday and I had been watching Days of Our Lives when I noticed the characters on the show where betting each other who could win this horse racing relay. It was pretty funny actually and I think if I remember correctly that Julie Andrews had a cameo as Denise’s grandmother. (If you don’t know Doc Denise is this brand new character that I don’t really like she’s dating this really hot British guy) Well anyway I started thinking about when I was kid and back in Flushing when I used to bet my sister to do crazy things and she always did. After this I fell asleep on the couch the last I heard C.C. was coming in the front door. That’s when all the crazy stuff started happening.

C.C. and I had bet Max and Niles $500 dollars to finish this contest. It had all these parts the first part was we had to ride three miles horseback and then run into the kitchen and bake a pie. After that we had to dress up as the opposite sex and get three different phone numbers from complete strangers at this new bar "Oz." Of course I thought C.C. and I had the upper hand, but since I don’t have $500 dollars just lying around I would have to be Max’s slave for 2 weeks. The race started out great I mean first of all Max fell into this huge nasty puddle of mud so they had to stop and start over. Since I have never been on horse and C.C. has we got off to a great start—that is until we got into the kitchen part of the challenge! C.C. and I don’t know the difference between mixing bowls and mixing spoons. Another strange thing that happened was the kids were going to judge the pie contest. So while the men were putting together there pies I snuck out a bought a Marie Calendar’s pie frozen, stuck in the oven and, well Niles caught me disposing of the garbage. So we had to start over from scratch the pie came out nasty I think and we brought it too the table. Max and Niles had this chocolate pie with crème oh it looked so good, and we had this thing that most people would call cheesecake, but it looked so runny that we put ice cream and whipped cream on top to cover up the burnt pieces.

Fran: Well here goes kids I know your going to love our pie its sooo good!

C.C.: And I think were going to be out $500 dollars Fran look what Maxwell and Niles are bringing out to the table…

Each kid tried a piece of the pie and the winners were Max and Niles…

Brighton: Sorry Fran, but my weak spot is chocolate. Well, if you excuse me I have a lot of hot air to blow off.

Fran: B what are you talking about?

Brighton: Oh nothing Fran…

Max who comes up behind Fran and whispers in her ear, well I guess this makes you my slave for a two whole weeks. I wonder what things I can get you to do for me?

Fran: There are many things I’d love to do for you Mister Sheffield.

Max: Well I guess you can start by…(at this point he’s so close to her face she thinks he’s going to kiss her, but he pulls out a toenail clipper) By clipping my toenails Miss. Fine.

Fran: You are kidding right!

Max: Nope here let me sit down and get more comfortable, oh yeah don’t worry about the smell I’ve been running with no socks on and I feel into some mud.

Fran: How disgusting!

Then Doc I wake up…is there something wrong with me?

Doctor Lawrence: Well Fran what I think is the problem is these people play a significant role in your life and the more you see them the more they play different roles.

Fran: Yeah but that is only one dream, I’ve had more would you like to hear the rest? I mean it stopped because Maggie woke me up.

Doctor: Well Fran if you up to telling me more I am ready to listen just give me one second ok?

Fran: Sure

Doctor: Hi Shirley could you order that spa and separate shower for me…

Shirley: Do you mean the one laced with marble?

Doctor: That’s the one!

Shirley: Ok.

Doctor: Ok Fran go ahead and continue with your dream…

Fran: All right doc but, I guess in this dream I was sleep walking or something because I guess this stuff didn’t really happen, but in my mind it did. So let me just explain it as best I can…here goes.

Well the next night I wasn’t very tired so I went to the bathroom and I could have sworn I heard something coming from downstairs, but I didn’t want to go down alone so I got everyone up to walk down with me. The first room I came up too was Brighton’s I creaked up the door to find a girl in the bed with him so I thought. I was so excited (you know my boy was becoming a man syndrome, that I ran over to shake her hand when I did she deflated). Brighton jumped up and said he was having troubles sleeping alone. His friends suggested he get a blow up doll and sleep with her. I looked at him and almost died laughing, but he asked me if I had heard snoring in a while. I said no and he said it was because of "Jasmine" the doll. Then he made me promise not tell anyone. After that he asked me what I was doing in his room and I told him I heard noises coming from downstairs and I need someone to go with me to find out what it was. So Brighton put on his robe and knocked on the wall and got Maggie, and I went and got Gracie to get up and she got Maxwell up. They were annoyed because it was 3:30 in the morning, but I needed to know what was going on. As we walked down the stairs we didn’t see anything at first so Max said it was just your imagination, but then we heard another giggle.

Fran: Was the giggle my imagination or was it you telling me you love me my imagination too…

Max: Probably both Miss. Fine.

Maggie: Wait did you hear that? It is coming from the couch…

We all walked over to the couch to find Niles and C.C. engaging in the horizontal polka. It made Max very upset because not only did little Gracie see it but we all learned the C.C. was very flexible if you know what I mean.

Max: What the bloody hell is going on here?

Niles: Uh sir I would like to let you in on a little secret…

Max: Yeah I think you might want too

Niles: Well you see C.C. and I have these feelings for each other and I couldn’t help it anymore. We are getting married, and we both want to wait, but I think desire got the both of us…! Right honey?

C.C.: Yeah (was all an embarrassed C.C. could muster out of herself)

Max: And you couldn’t do this in your room? And by the way C.C. you might want to cover yourself here’s a blanket.

C.C.: Thank you Max.

Max: I don’t care if you do this behind close doors, but could we stay away from the couch? I entertain on this couch…actually Niles first thing tomorrow order me a new couch.

Niles: Yes sir.

Well I guess everyone can go back to bed…I’ve just had a real life nightmare that maybe some sleep could help.

Maggie: Yeah me too…

Max: Maggie this does not leave this room even to Michael.

Maggie: Do you think I would ever want to admit catching those two in the act.

Fran: Wait till Ma hears this story…

Max: Miss. Fine I need to speak to you upstairs in my room right now…

Then Doc I woke up with the alarm I tried to go back to bed, but then I just couldn’t get back. Just when Maxwell was going to make his move. I was so upset.

Fran, I think your mixing up reality with fiction and this is causing all these dreams you want Mr. Sheffield to make his move that it is also blocking your subconscious as well.

Well Doc you make the big bucks, what do you think of this dream?

It was autumn and there was the huge fair coming up for Gracie’s middle school and she wanted all to go so we could meet her boyfriend Miguel. Miguel is a foreign exchange student from Peru so she didn’t have much time to spend with him so she wanted everyone to meet him. At the fair C.C. asked Niles to bob for apples in this little pool and when her that big stuffed crocodile so he had to get 10 apples in 30 seconds. He was doing really great until C.C. pushed him all the way into the pool in turn he pulled her in and the started making out. It was break gross all the 7^th graders were staring so the got kicked out. Which I think made them pretty happy. You know the mansion all to them selves that probably meant another new couch knowing those two. While we were there I was talking to Miguel and he told me that he was in love with Gracie. I of course had to set him straight because well he’s 13 of course he likes Grace. She’s the only girl he’s ever kissed he doesn’t know what love means. At this moment Maxwell circled my waste from behind and sent Miguel and Gracie to go play some games. Maxwell turned me around and told me he loved me it felt like fire works going off. He kissed me in front of the whole school. Everyone was looking at us "old fools" in love. Maxwell then looked down at my feet and asked me the strangest question….

Max: Fran where is your shoe darling?

Fran: Oh Max do you really want to be discussing shoes at a time like this?

Max: Well maybe we should because you only have one shoe.

Fran: What oh my god where’s my shoe? Do you know how much they cost you?

Max: Do I really want to know Fran?

Fran: Ok can you help me find it?

We searched the whole school for it until we followed this trail of roses. At the time I thought it was pretty crazy because roses…and Maxwell. You wouldn’t believe how straight arrow he is. We followed the roses all the way to this candlelit picnic in the park with my shoe holding up the candle. I started to cry because it was so sweet. Just as he was about to kiss me my alarm went off and I woke up again. This time I tried to go back to sleep, but I just couldn’t. When I rolled over I was in the same bed as Maxwell. My arm hit him in the face and he woke up and smiled at me. I asked him what I was doing in his bed. He looked at me confused and then the image went away and this time I woke up for real. I went to take a shower and that was the end of that dream.

Doc: Fran this one is simple you want so much to be in love and be dating someone that it brushes off on the youngest Grace. As for dreaming of Max well that is because you already consider him your "soul" mate. You already believe in your head that you are married. So if I were you I would tell him how you felt.

Fran: Wouldn’t that scare him off?

Doc: If he really loved you it was give him confidence.

Fran: Really that’s interesting thanks doc! Wait I have one more dream to tell you…

Doc: Well Fran then I am going to make one phone call before you begin…hold on one second

Doc: Shirley hi its me again order number 345678923 yeah I was wondering if you could add a waterfall and an indoor/outdoor glass wall for the pool?

Shirley: Sir that’s going to cost a lot of money are you sure you want me to add that to the order?

Doc: I am as sure as I can be.

Shirley: Ok your order has been updated thank you for doing business with Paddock Pools.

Doc: Hi ok Fran go ahead and start this dream is it the last one?

Fran: Yes I think so.

Doc: Ok well when you are ready I am ready to listen ok?

All right the last dream is pretty loose because I couldn’t get a clear enough picture of what was going on. It all started when Max had asked me to go with him to this very important meeting. I was so happy that I ran to room to start getting ready, but he followed me and shut the door. I didn’t notice so I started getting undressed well he just stood there and watched me get undressed until I turned around and was standing right into him. He took his hand and rested on my cheek. He was so nervous so I grabbed him and kissed him (softly at first) but, he returned the kiss whole heartily he place his hand on my breast and just started to caress it. I was so turned on at that point that I could hardly contain myself. I ran and jumped into his arms and then it happened. He coughed and just looked at me like nothing had happened. He set me down and just stood there like he wasn’t there.

Max: Uh I just came in here to tell you that the party tonight is like a 50s sock hop so you need to dress like that.

Fran: No mister there is no way you are just going to leave like that. DO you know how awkward the night is going to be if you just leave?

Max: Well if you don’t want to go I am sure I can find another suitable date…

Then I got off the bed and walked over to him and I just kissed him…I let go and said if you didn’t feel anything just walk out the door. He looked at me and then pushed me on the bed. We got rid of our clothing and he started to make love to me. It was so hot and passionate. He had so much power over me it felt like I didn’t know what to do. He started to talk to me…

Max: I’ve wanted to do that for so long I am sorry I don’t know what came over me.

Fran: You don’t know how long I waited for you to make your move…

Max: Well, you do know right?

Fran: Know what?

Max: How much I care for you…

Fran: It always helps if you say it…

Max: I love you…

With that we kissed again, but it was short because we had to get ready for the party so we decided to save time we’d shower together…

As we were walking down the stairs together C.C. was listening to this tape with my ma. Ma was teaching C.C. how to speak Yiddish…It was weird.

Sylvia: You have to put more emphasis in the word C.C. Machatunim

C.C.: Machatunim

Sylvia: Right great you are getting it but do you remember what it means?

C.C.: In-laws right?

Sylvia: Close dear it means the in-laws of your children.

C.C.: Oh ok what else…

Sylvia: I am going to teach you one more word and that’s it for the day ok…

The word is mekhaye which means delicious go ahead C.C. try and use it in a sentence…

C.C.: That dinner was a mechaya.

Wow Sylvia thanks I know three words in Yiddish do you know how impressed my husband is going to be?

Sylvia: Sure when do you want to learn more?

C.C.: Tomorrow can we learn some torturous words though?

Sylvia: I’ll think about it…hey I smell something coming from the kitchen.

Max: I hate to interrupt the bonding and all, but Fran and I are going out so we will be back late ok.

Fran: We also have some unfinished business to take care…Niles let her go you’ll have plenty of time for your make-out sessions with C.C. later…

We walked out the door and that was it, but what I can’t figure out doc is why C.C. was speaking Yiddish?

Doc: Well that’s easy first you want C.C. to be accepted so bad that you imagine her speaking Yiddish…(you know Fran next time eating coffeecake would be easier). Second, the part about Maxwell is like I told you before you want him to love you so much that you imagine each other together. I am telling you though the reality is much better…I don’t know Fran I think you just need to take it easy. I think all the changes you have made in your life can pin point why you are having such weird dreams. I think you just need to spend sometime alone and maybe you’ll get back into the swing of things.

Fran: Maybe that’s it.

Doc: If worse comes to worse you could spend more time with your friends, or even go to lunch with you mother.

Fran: A buffet is ok right?

Doc: Sure Fran whatever is best for you.

Fran: Your right thank you doctor. I think my ride is here…

Doc: Sure (I can’t wait to use my new spa)

Fran: What was that?

Doc: Oh nothing so I’ll see you next week Fran (my roof needs to be redone).

Fran: You betcha.

Fran leaves the room to see Mr. Sheffield standing there waiting for her.

Fran: I didn’t know you were picking me up today. What a pleasant surprise!

Max: Oh well Niles had something to tend with C.C. I guess so I decided to pick you up.

They walked to the car in silence until Max walked around to open the door for Fran just as he was about to he pressed her against the car and kissed her. Fran, I just wanted to tell you that I love you.

Fran: Wow I guess the reality is better…

Max: What?

Fran: Oh nothing just kiss me ok?

Max: It will be my pleasure.

Fran: I need a big teddy bear to sleep with so I can have better dreams?

Max: Why you have me…come on lets go…

With that they got in the car a drove home and Fran never had bad dreams again…I guess you could say the reality is better than the fiction.

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