Back to Fan FictionOk once again these aren't my characters .I 'm only having fun with them. Don't worry I'll give them back. Oh and don't sue ether I only have a few dollars and am not wanting to give it up. Because I'm saving for when the nanny dose come out on DVD.
by
friends fan
(jag655@hotmail.com)
Max entered the office and flipped on the light.
Max: oh my god!
CC &Niles: Maxwell! Sir!
CC: I it’s not what it looks like.
Max: Then what the devil is it?
Niles: Uh … Miss. Babcock?
CC: Niles attacked me!
Max: With what his lips?
Niles: I drank a lot last night sir.
Max: Than why was CC on top of you?
CC & Niles: Uh…..
Theme song
Max: Niles, isn’t Miss. Fine supots to be home?
Niles: Yes she should be home...
Fran os: Ricky I’m home!
Niles: Soon.
Fran enters
Fran: Hey everybody except you!
Pointing to Max
Max: So how was your trip Miss. Fine?
Fran: Great. Guess who I met?
Max: Who?
Fran: Well aren’t you to gonna… what are you two doing he’s right there.
She said to Niles and CC who were laughing and were about to kiss.
Max: Don’t worry I know.
Niles: Yes, he heard the wicked witch of the East laugh.
Fran: Meanwhile I met, come on in sweetie!
Ted Danson enter
CC Max and Niles: Who are you?
Fran: Oh come on one of you has gotta know him.
CC: O o you’re Tony Tanza!
Niles: Did you ever appear on Frasier?
Ted: Yes.
Max: Are you Niles?
Niles: No sir I am. He’s Ted Danson?
Fran: Ding Ding Ding .We have a winner. Ted this is my boss Maxwell Sheffield, Niles, and…
CC: CC Babcock.
Niles: Don’t get too close, every man she’s with gets hypnotize.
CC: Then why aren’t you hypnotized Mr. Clean?
Niles: Because I’m wearing garlic.
CC exits
Niles: Keeps her kind away.
He follows
Fran: We gotta get going too.
Max: We?
Fran: Yeah me and Ted. Oh and thanks for the trip, I really enjoyed it.
Ted: Yeah thanks for the trip, I really enjoyed her I mean it.
Fran laughs
Fran: See ya.
Next scean .Fran on the phone
Fran: Ma thanks agin for take’n the kids with you to Florida with ya.
Sylvia: Darling I wanna really get to know my future grandchildren.
Fran: Ma I starting to think they won’t.
Sylvia: What? Why?
Fran: Because, ma I have met a wonderful guy.
Sylvia: Right Mr. Sheffield.
Fran: No.
Sylvia: Niles?
Fran: Nope.
Sylvia: To bad then I wouldn’t have to cook for family get togethers.
Fran: Ma you don’t cook for family get togethers!
Sylvia: Meanwhile who’s the guy?
Fran: Sit down ma. Ya sitting?
Sylvia: Yeah.
Fran: Ma it’s Ted danson! Ma?
Sylvia: Start packing kids you’re going home!
Fran: Ma if you send them, I will be single.
Sylvia: FREEZE! Unpack darlings.
Next scean Max in the office Ted enters.
Ted: Ah Max. I have a question to ask you.
Max: Well go ahead.
Ted: Could I have your nanny’s hand…..
Max: Why are you asking me?
Ted: Because I’m going to ask her tonight if...
Max: Well then go ahead.
Ted: Thanks.
He exits
Niles voice: Sir?
Max: What I don’t love her sure I told her I did but then I took it back and I don’t care if she’s getting married because I’m married.
Niles: You did what? That’s the thing isn’t it and now she’s getting married and you’re letting her? I miss everything! Oh sir Mrs.… Kim sent you some divorce papers.
Max: You mean that’s what you were calling for?
Niles: Yes, but now I’m here for another reason. How could you do that to her! I have the nerve to call Sylvia right now.
Max puts his head on his desk.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next scean Fran come down in a short sparkly red dress.
Fran: Well Niles what do ya think?
Niles: I think if I weren’t going out with Lilly Munster I ‘d take ginger out instead.
Fran: Oh Niles. Meanwhile where’d Mr. Howell go?
Referring to the black shirt and pants he was wearing.
Niles: It’s my night off and CC’s coming over for dinner.
Fran: HOHA! Niles just do me a favor and hang a hanger over your door. Please!
HE EXITS AND MAX ENTERS
Max: Miss. Fine don’t you look lovely tonight.
Fran: Ya like?
Max: Yes and I’m sure your fiancée will too.
Fran: I hope so cause…my what?! Ted’s gonna propose!oh my god I’m gonna have a life and with a movie star.
Max: You mean Niles didn’t tell you?
Fran: No.
Max & Fran: Wow!
A honk is heard
Fran: That’s my ride. Take a good look at me cause this is the last time you’ll see me as a single woman.
Later that night Niles and cc on the couch dinking Champaign max enters
Max: Good God. I’m beginning to miss the days when you two were at each others throats.
Niles: We can still do that watch. Chicken.
CC: Mrs. Doughtfire.
Niles: Ice queen.
CC: Pillsbury dough boy
They kiss
CC: Here we’ll try again.
Max: No thank you. Niles?
Niles: Sir?
Max: I know Ted is not the one for her.
Niles: Then who is?
Max: Well…I… you... Shut up!
Niles: Well sir if that’s all you need me for duty calls.
He lifts up cc and they start walking
Max: Niles.
They stop
CC &Niles: Uh!
Max: I’m going out.
He exits
Niles: Where were we?
They go back to the couch and kiss. Rest runt
Ted: Fran I have something very important to you.
Fran: Oh God this is it.
He takes out a velvet box and opens it to revel a key.
Fran: What’s this? An engagement key.
Ted: What? No. Would you take care of my condo while me and Lisa are gone.
Fran: Oh I can’t my father’s having surgery.
Ted: Is he alright?
Fran: Yeah he’s just bald.
Ted: Well thanks anyways
Fran: I gotta go. I’m suppots to meet them at the hospital. Bye.
Ted: Bye.
Next scean
Max: Miss. Fine? What’s wrong?
Fran: He didn’t propose. He’s got a girl friend.
Max: Thank God!
Fran gives him a look
Max: I mean thank God I thought you were hurt.
Fran: Meanwhile what are you doing here?
Max: Uh you see…
Fran: Oh Mr.Sheffeild, you came down here to make sure I was ok? You doll.
She kisses him on the cheek.
Max: Oh it was nothing.
The End
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