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(Gena sitting in the kithcen with Fran )
( Fran looking at magizine, Gena eating chips and looking in magizene too)
Fran : Sweety, would you look at this dimond ring $600!
Gena : Wow, too you is that cheap?
Fran :(touching Genas hair) Yes Gena, realy cheap ( says with happiness)
Gena : So..... I take it your just fostering me for a while?
Fran : (akward look in her eyes ) Yes, uhh cupcake? (look as if trying to change the subject)
Gena : Nahh, I'm full .
Fran : (under her breath ) Man shes not kidding she realy is'nt Jewish.
CREDITS AND COMERCAIL
(Niles and C.C. in sitting room kissing )
C.C. : Oh, Niles you are one hec of a kisser.
Niles : ( Getting up) A dog kisses better ( whiping his mouth on his sleve)
C.C. (snickers and slaps his hand ) Are we married or was that a dream?
Niles : ( in a laugh voice ) I dont know either way i love ya'.
C.C : (kissing his cheak ) Me too.
( Maxwell walks in)
Max : Niles, its your day off what are you doing here?
Niles : Well I wanted to get to know Gena.
Fran : Yeah shes a built ( then amideitly under her breath ) but not so built jewish kid. ( then aloud ) Kid.
C.C. : ( walks over to Fran ) Fran you forgot something.
Fran : oh, well whats that? ( gazing at group.)
C.C. : your skirt is slipping!
Fran : ( looks down then pulls it up ) oh!
Max : Well Gena is out with Gracie and Maggie.
C.C. ( front door opens the girls walk in ) Well it looks like there home.
Gena : Hello, my names Gena. ( gives hand )
C.C. : (shakes hand ) I know, nice to meet you too. I'm C.C.
Fran : So.. girls waht did you buy? ( Max, Niles and C.C. walk into backroun talking) ( Fran and girls sit down.
Maggie : Well all the mall had was shoes and minni skirts
Fran : (suddenly intrested) oh oh oh Mini Skirts heres a $50 get the longest one!
Maggie : (pushing money away) Fran they were all gray and brown
Fran ( stiking money in her pocket ) shoot
Gracie : Hey why dont we all go to the mall and get stuff we want?
Fran : ok good idea i'll get my purse
Gena : Nahh, I dont wanna go . ( then suddenly) But! you go.
Gracie : Well your part of our fa......(Fran shurgs into Gracies shoulder)
Fran : what she ment was We dont feel like going with out a good friend!
Gena : (rubbing couch ) Thats ok uhh, why dont you go and pick me up a slushy
Fran : Will do. Infact lets just stay here and make our own slushys?
Maggie : Fran are you like my mother ? or are you martha stewart?
Gracie : Fran I think it will be better if we leave that slushy job to the experts lets go.
COMMERCAl
(fran sitting in the kitchen sipping her slushy and holding Twins)
Fran : You want some Jona
Jonah: (shakes his head ) No!
Fran : ok i'm sure your sister will
Fran :(putting slushy in front of Eves nose) Eve?
Eve: (grabs the cup puts her mouth around the straw )
Fran : ok, answer unuff
(Gena and gracie walk in )
Gena: Hey fran who's these cute babies?
Fran : Oh, there mine, they were with silvia when you arrived they just got back.
Gracie : (to Jonah ) Yeah, you are a sweety ar'nt you?
Jonah : (smiling ) No!
Fran : Oy! thats all he's said all day. God i hope dad hasent wanted her to sleep with hi yet then i can see why hes saying No!
Gena : (giggling ) Silvia? Is that your mom?
Fran (under breath ) Sadly
Gracie : (to Jonah ) your just a skinny boy ar'nt you?
Jonah: (nodding head ) yes.
Fran : oh my dear, he is putting him shelf down at such a young age.
Jonah : (pulls on frans hair ) Mommy I want Dada
Fran : uhhhhhhhhh......
Eve : Yeah Dada Dada Dada
Fran : shhhhhh.... (putting hand over there mouths )
(maxwell runs in )
Max: Did my two baby's call "Dada"?
Fran : (flipping hair and looking up)Hey its nothing new get over it.
Max: (picks up eve ) Hello there darling!
Eve : Dada!
Fran : here take Jonah! (handing Jonah over.
Gracie : oh. and to inform you Gena, there 4 years old
Gena : hmmm.
Fran : Well girls today is almost over wanna go outside for a midnight walk?
Gena : You do that often?
Max: (sitting by Fran ) Fran and I do
Gracie ( softly slaps Gena) dont picture it.
Gena : (opening her mouth and eyes getting bigger ) I already did!
Fran : (eyes closed smile on face)(rocking back and forth ) and when we kissed...
Gena : (eyes getting bigger) it's getting worse
Gracie: oh god lets go (grabs Gena's hand and they walk to the sitting room
Maxwell:( kisses fran's head ) sweetheart lets go to bed.
Fran : so early? OK
Max : Gracie. Gena!
(girlsdrun in eyes squinted )
Gracie : what?
Maxwell : Take these two
Gena (grabs Eve)
Gracie : (grabs Jonah ) ok what are you....
Gena : I know i'm knew but I have a feeling it's the iky sticky dont picture it now S word!
(girls say ewwwwwwwwwwww aloud and run off stage )
(Fran runs up staris Max by her side )
COMMERCAIL
( Fran and Maxwell under covers )
Fran : Mr. Shefield you havent gottn worse over the years you've gotten better
Max : i've had experince.
( there's a knock at bedroom door )
Fran : were busy
Person : its Gena!
Fran : (emerges from covers ) what sweety. ( Max pulls her back under
Gena : Uh..... its personal
Fran : (emerges agian) I'm comming, I'm comming
Max : Gena were sorry but......... (Fran slaps his chest)
Fran : he was trying to say sorry but were out of pads.
Gena : should I come back at another time?
Fran : dont be silly (Fran opens door and closes it quickly )
Gena : Uhhh.. Fran you are gonna change ar'nt you?
Fran : (looks at her pajama's ) yeah ( Fran opens door and slams it quickly )
Gena : Hurry up.(then she puts her ear on door )
Fran :Mr. shefield I gotta go.
Max :Oh.. but your ravishing me!
Fran : (giggle sound ) oh, quit that makes hikey number 102
Gena : (outside door ) eww ( eyes squinted )
(door opens fran walks out with her lipstick everywhare )
Gena : and your make-up?
Fran : (feels her face ) oh, Damn me! ( fran opens door then quickly slams it )
Gena : (puts ear back on door ) oh dear!
Fran : oh my god this is wonderful
Gena : (eyes open so big her mouth drools) OH DEAR!
Max : well this was ravishing but you have a waiter
Fran : oh yeah
( door opens fran's so beutifull) Gena is over takin bye the S word she faints write there )
Fran : sweety?
NEXT SCENE AT HOSPITAL
(Gena in her hospital bed Max, Val and Fran are sitting in chairs by her )
Val : I came as soon as I could.
Fran : Hey your here
Max : how was Hawii?
Val: well I dont know where's hawii?
Fran : (rolls her eyes) (under breath) oy shes becoming Yetta, (aloud) Val you went to Hawii
Val : your mom told me hi y ee?
Fran : Oy! she was drunk yep!( shaking her finger as if she knew it
Max : Oh look shes moving ( holding Fran's hand)
Fran : Oh my god, Gena? Can you hear me?
Gena: (opening eyes ) Fran?
Val : Hi, i'm Val Torieello
Fran : (to Val ) Val she just woke up she realy cares.
Gena : Hi, Val?
Max : I'll go get you an ice pack (leaves )
Fran : oh, i'm so sorry did we shock you?
Val : (to fran) Fran the doctor said it was half shock and half mini strock
Fran (to val ) shut up I asked the kid.
Gena : Fran i'm much better I geuss my period realy killed me
Fran : Oh, sweety FINE women dont die young
Val : Well, my grand mother died at the age of 32 and she was fine
Gena : Val, she ment.... oh dear lord never mind
Fran : see even the kid get irritated with a dum blonde
COMMERCAIL
(max walks back in )
Max : here you sre dahling (hands over pack )
Gena : thanks
(doctor comes in )
Doctor : Well, Gena you can leave now
Gena: Thank you dr.beth for helping me (hugs dr.Beth)
Fran : ok well lets get your clothes and lets get outta here!
Val: You know my mom was here a long time when she broke her hip
Fran : Val that was a hip,Gena's was much to mild coparred to that
Max: no realy?
( Next scene at home)
Fran : Oh, Ester! (ester runs into Fran's arms)
Ester: Arf, Arf
Gena : (pets Ester and sits on couch) if only I could have a dog!
Fran : you know we should realy think about getting you and Gracie both a pet
(Gracie walks in with her coat )
Gracie : Well i'm meeting Harc and Brighton at the college party bye
Gena : party? why you leaving?
Gracie : (rudely ) bye
Maxwell : for some reason she's gotten snotyer
Val : (sitting in chair in front of fran and Gena) I know like last week I asked what 2+3 was and she goes "you should know: then sticks her head in her book.
Fran : (after everybody stops starring at Val ) : Damn Val are you that dumb?
Gena : (laugh ) its 5 Val
Val :( throws hands high)see ? thats all she had to say
END OF SHOW
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