Back to Fan FictionThis episode airs in the 4th season.
by
Casey
(SingC25@aol.com)
Fran sits on the living room couch in the filing her nails and humming the tune "you'd better shop around" Max enters
Max- Oh, Hello Miss Fine, it's so early in the morning! I didn't expect you to be up so soon.
Fran- Yeah well, I've got a lot on my mind.
Max starts to sit down next to her on the couch and accidentally touches her leg with his hand.
Fran- Oh Mr. Sheffield!
Max-Oh, I'm terribly sorry Miss Fine, I couldn't see in the dark.
Fran- Don't be
She Smiles, Max looks flustered
Max-Anyway, do tell me what's wrong.
Fran- Well, I just wish I had someone to love...and by the way. would NEVER take it back.
Max rolls his eyes.
Max-I told you I was sorry!
Fran- Yeah, well ya should be, I know I am...I woulda made a good girlfriend ya know.
Max- Oh Really?
Fran- Yeah! would ya like me to show you how good a girlfriend I would be?
Max- YEAH!
Fran- Alright Buster! You asked for it!
She grabs him by the collar, throws herself onto his lap and begins passionatley kissing him in the pitch black living room after what seems like forever, they finally find the strength to pull themselves away from eachother.
Max looks completley flustered and Fran smiles.
Fran: What'd I tell ya?
Max- I'm not sure but I know one thing. I certainly was NOT expecting that. I mean...WOW!
Fran- Uh-Huh. Don't ya wish ya wouldn'ta taken the thing back?
Max- Well Yeah...I mean No...I mean...What the bloody hell am I talking about? I have no idea what I mean!
Fran- It's cuz you're embarrassed now. I'm good at that. Watch!
She continues to kiss him passionatley. Niles walks in and turns on the lights. He realizes what is going on and flicks the lights back off before anyone notices because they were so deeply involved in what they were doing. He quietly tiptoes past them into the kitchen. after a few seconds of intimacy, Brighton makes his way down the stairs and turns on the lights.
Brighton:Woah! This is some serious action! Do you two mind? Get a room!
Fran gets off of Maxand ligthly brushes herself off and wipes her mouth. Max does the same amd turns to Brighton.
Max: Grighton bo beat greakfast.
Brighton- What?
Fran rolls her eyes and smiles
Fran: and that's only after a few seconds. Wait till I I get the minutes going!
Brighton: I still have no idea what he just said.
Fran: Oh, Honey, He wants you to go eat breakfast.
Brighton: Can I trust you two to be alone in here?
Fran gives him adirty look and points toward the kitchen
Max: Monestly Fiss Hine.
Fran: ya mean 'honestly Miss Fine?'
Max- Uh-huh. putting those things into the children's heads. Why did I ever hire you?
Fran- because I do that kind of stuff.
Max- Oh yeah. Right...um...Do you bant to eat wreakfast?
Fran- Oy.
Everyone sitting at breakfast table eating
Brighton: Oh Niles! You shoulda seen...
Fran gets up, runs over to Brighton and shoves a peice of toast in his mouth.
Fran: ...Uh...The movie he was watching last night...yep it was a classic...Your favorite movie Niles...
Fran looks to Max for an answer, he shrugs
Max- Yep...it sure was your favorite movie Niles.
Niles- Oh, and what might that be sir?
Fran: Oh, well you know... The one where theres the man... and that woman...
Niles: Yeah...That's what I thought. I saw you two love birds...
Fran gets up and shoves a peice of toast in his mouth
Fran: You Two Love Birds! That's the name of the movie!
Niles gives her a dirty look.Max motions for Niles to come over and pulls his ear to his mouth by his collar
Max: Niles,You'd better not say a word to Miss Babcock about this.
Niles: Oh, Sir you ruin all the fun for me.
later, Niles and C.C. are alone in the kitchen. Niles slips her a piece of paper that obviously states what had happened that morning.
C.C. :NOOOOOOOOOO! She throws her head onto the table,
Niles- YESSSSSSS!
He slowly walks over to her with a grin on his face and gently runs his fingers up her back while her head is still down. She quickly brings her head up with a shocked face.
C.C.- Niles...What exactly happened this morning did you bang your head or something?
Niles- I'll show you exactly what happened.
He grabs her by the hand and drags her ito the living room where he shuts off all the lights. Her face is starting to smirk. He drags her to the sofa where he sits down and throws her onto his lap where he begins passionatley kissing her much like how Fran was kissing Max earlier.
Eventually Fran walks in the front door and sees them...her face is overcome with shock.
Fran: OY!
C.C. picks herself up, brushes herself off and starts to walk toward the door.
C.C.- Good bye Files, Fanny Nine.
Fran-[Laughs] Wow. Did I just see what I think I saw? Oy! This has to be the biblical sign of the apocolypse!
Niles smirks and exits the room quite dazed Fran sits down on the couch to think about her day.
Fran thinking: She is staring into the air with one eybrow raised
OK. Today's events....I kissed Mr. Sheffield, odd, but not completley out of the ordinary...It was early in the morning, and pitch black when we were kissing...pitch black...hmm...that's definatley a plus...Way out of the ordinary....Then I walk through the front door and find Niles and C.C. Making out? Woah...I gotta be dreaming! I think I'm having hallucinations...definatley a minus! Hallucinations...gotta put that on my 'bad' list.
she snaps out of it.
Max: Uh-Oh...the lights are off again...Miss Fine! You're not xpecting me to...
Fran:[smiles] Not unless you want to!
Fran thinking again:Should I tel him about Niles...(shakes her head no)...Nah...probably not....
Max- Miss Fine...yoo hoo, Miss Fine? Hello?
Fran: Uh I guess that's me isn't it?
Fran Thinking:Oy, I've been a Miss for WAY too long! Ooh...(She bites her lip)...did I say that out loud?
Max: What's been going on today?
Fran: Uh...
Niles shouts from the kitchen: Power Shortages!
Max: Is that true?
Fran: Uh...Yeah.
Max: Alrighty then...I see I'm not going to get anything out of you two...I'll just have to go into my office and wait for someone to tell me...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!
He exits into his office. Fran walks into the kitchen...
Fran: What the hell's a matter with him?
Niles shrugs and smiles
Fran: Meanwhile, WHAT was that? I'm gone for two seconds...I'm pretty sure two people hate eachother when I leave, I come back and they're all over eachother.
Niles- I'll tell you what happened if you tell me what the bloody 'thing' is!
Fran- Oh No...you aren't gonna get it out of me like that buster.
Niles-Please?
Fran- NOOO!
Niles- OK...Fine...be a big meanie then.
he gives her a pouty look.
Fran: stop being such a schmegeggie! No!
Niles: I told Miss Babcock.
Fran: Wha?
Niles: I couldn't help it!
Fran: Oooh! You're in big trouble now! I thought Mr. Sheffield told you not to say anything!
Niles: Well, I didn't technically say it. I wrote it.
Fran: Oy! Niles! Are you trying to get fired?
Niles: No! Well...hmmm....
Fran: Get Real Niles.
Niles: Oh Darn. I was in a fantasy world for a second there and then you had to go and ruin it for me. I swear between the two of you a man' s dreams can never come true!
Fran: Oh Niles! You know...Maybe it would be a good thingto tell Mr.Sheffield you like C.C. He might let you hang out in his office.
Niles: I already pretend to dust!
Fran: Oh Yeah. Hmm...I dunno Niles. What have you gotten yourself into?
Niles: C.C.'s mouth.
Fran smiles
Fran: Niles! You Dog!
The End
Back to Fan FictionBack to The Really Unofficial Nanny Home Page