I came up with this idea, of putting "Special Guests" into a fanfic, I hope you all like the people I chose to be in the fanfic. Email me telling me how you liked the story please.



Not If I Could Help It

by

Ruby
(Ruby14621@yahoo.com)




We are now in season 3

(In The Kitchen)

Fran = Niles, Niles!!

Niles = Yes Miss. Fine?

Fran = Mr. Sheffield has a date with some lady named Blanch

Niles = Oh I know

Fran = When did you find out!!!

Niles = A few days ago, she came up here from Florida

Fran = She’s staying in New York?

Niles = I don’t know

Fran = I hope not, she’s probably old

Niles = Mr. Sheffield says she’s about 40

Fran = Ha, 40?? He needs someone like me, a 29 year old

Niles = I’m sure they won’t work out

Fran = I hope not

(Max walks into the room)

Max = Hello

Fran = Hi

Niles = Hello, Mr. Sheffield may I pour you some coffee?

Max = Sure

Fran = Soo... I hear you got a date tonight

Max = Yes with a woman named Blanch, she is up here from Florida

Fran = Oh, she got any friends?

Max = Yes, she brought her 3 friends up here

Fran = Oh really

Max = Yes, well I have to go and work, C.C.’s waiting for me

Niles = Here you go Mr. Sheffield, Enjoy

Max = Thank you

(Max leaves the room)

Fran = I can’t wait to see her

Later that night: (In the Living Room)

Fran = Well hello!

Blanch = Hello, who are you?

Fran = I’m The Nanny

Blanch = Well, hello

Fran = So where, you guys headed tonight?

Blanch = Just to the movies

Fran = Oh really?

Blanch = Yeah

Fran = Hope you two have fun

Blanch = I’m sure we will

Max = Well that’s enough talk, shall we be going?

Blanch = Yes

Max = Goodbye

Fran = Bye

Niles = Have fun

(They exited the door, and were on their way to the limo)

Fran = Niles, I have to go

Niles = Miss. Fine!!! No

Fran = I have to

(Fran left the house, and quietly opened the trunk to the limo and climbed in)

(In The Limo)

Blanch = Oh Maxwell, I’m so glad to be going out with you

Max = Oh, I’m glad to be going out with you to

Blanch = Does that nanny like you?

Max = Um, no

Blanch = Good because I want you all to myself

Fran = (whispers) Yeah right

Blanch = Did you just hear something?

Max = No

(Blanch leans closer to Max and gives him a kiss)

Max = What was that for

Blanch = For having a full head of hair (They both laugh)

Max = Oh I love your sense of humor

Blanch = Thank you

Fran = (Whispers) I’m Funnier you Schmuck

Blanch = Didn’t you hear that, it came from the trunk

Max = I can assure you that nothings in that trunk Blanch

Blanch = If you say so, my friends, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia would like to meet you

Max = Well, that could be arranged, Well, look at that we’re here

Blanch = Great

(After Blanch and Max leave the car, Fran exits the trunk and follows them from a distance, they buy their movie tickets, and Fran not bringing any money with her, sneaks into the movie and sits in the back so that she could see everything going to between Blanch and Max)

Blanch = Oh Max, I can’t wait to leave here and show you a really good time

Max was a little surprised about how fast Blanch was moving but he decided to go along

Max = I can’t either

(Fran found a piece of candy on the ground, ducked down and threw it at Blanch)

Blanch = Who did that?!!

Max = Who did what?

Blanch = Someone just threw something at me

Max = No one threw anything at you, what’s wrong with you?

Blanch = Nothing, someone threw something at me I swear

Max = First you hear someone talking in the limo, then you claim someone threw something at you

Blanch = I wasn’t lying, you think I’m lying don’t you

Max = No, No just forget about it

(The movie began, and the lights dimmed down)

Blanch = Oh look it’s Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy!!, Over here

Dorothy = Hello

Sophia = Did you two have sex yet?

Rose = Sophia, we all know that answer to that

Sophia = Yeah we do know

Dorothy = Ma be quiet!

Sophia = I’m your mother I don’t have to listen to you

Dorothy = What’s that I see, is that a SHADY PINE!!

Blanch = Come on

Max = It sure is nice to meet all of you

(Fran saw a quarter on the ground and threw it at Blanch)

Blanch = Stop shooting things!!!

Max = Blanch, people are trying to enjoy their movie!!

Blanch = Someone is throwing things at me!!

Max = No their not, please quiet it down this is embarrassing!

Blanch = I’m leaving Max

Max = Suit yourself

( Blanch and her friends left leaving Max watching the movie all alone)

Fran = Oh my goodness, is that you Mr. Sheffield?

Max = Miss. Fine!! What are you doing here?

Fran = I was watching the movie, and I was on my way to the bathroom

Max = Miss. Fine!!!

Fran = O.k, O.k. I was throwing stuff at her

Max = You ruined my date

Fran = It was by mistake

Max = Sure it was, you might as well sit down and watch the movie

Fran = If I may

Max = So why did you come here

Fran = I don’t know

Max = Sure you don’t know (They Both Laughed)





The End


So, I hope you all liked the story, email me telling me what you thought about it. If anyone would like me to do a story with any other members of a show, email me. And for those of you who had no idea what show Blanch, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy were from, it's The Golden Girls. Thanks



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