The Fine Family Picnic

DISCLAIMER: The Nanny is a production of Sony Pictures, Tri-Star Television ,High School Sweethearts, Sternin & Fraser's Inc, (stupid CBS Television) and owned by Fran Drescher and Peter Marc Jacobson. Please don't sue me, I'm just doing what any other obsessed crazed fan would do, borrow the charactors and write a story. I have decided to do more stories in script they seem to be alot easier to write and I rather enjoy it. This is one is some time after 5.1: The Morning After. I tried to make it as real as possible because this is my one favorite story I have done so far! Hope you like!

The Fine Family Picnic

Elizabeth
(elizabeth_42@hotmail.com)

INT.LIVING ROOM- AFTERNOON
FRAN RUSHING THROUGH THE DOOR
NILES JUST HANGING UP THE PHONE WITH SYLVIA
MAX AND BRIGHTON PLAYING CHESS
MAGGIE AND GRACIE PAINTING THERE NAILS ON THE COUCH

MAGGIE Fran whats your rush?

NILES Miss Fine I just hung up with your mother.

FRAN Oy! I'm to late, I'm tellin' yeah Ma is gonna kill me, She won't have to worry about planning my wedding she'll be planning my shiva!

MAX What?

FRAN Ma is having a picnic in central park. She invited everyone, even Miss Babcock.

NILES Even Miss Babcock? I'm not going.

FRAN What did she say Niles?

NILES Just what you said, she invited all of us.

GRACIE / BRIGHTON Cool!

MAX What a minute, define everyone please?

FRAN My whole family, you guys and whoever is in central park at the time.

C.C WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR
NILES TAKES HER COAT

C.C Hello Hello! So what's new?

NILES Obviously nothing in your life, your here.

MAX Niles...

BRIGHTON Good one Niles

NILES Thank you master Brighton

MAGGIE Shutup Brighton!

MAX Can we have one bloody day without you insulting C.C?

NILES Depends...if I say no am I fired?

C.C Yes!

NILES You stay out of this

C.C Go ahead Maxwell, Do it!

MAX C.C...

NILES Top 10 things she says along in bed.

C.C Oh thats good coming from the author of 101 flushes

MAX Enough!

FRAN So I take it, no one is going?

MAGGIE / BRIGHTON / GRACIE I will!

MAX Looks like were going Miss Fine.

FRAN LOOKS AT NILES AND C.C WHO ARE STANDING BACK TO BACK OF EACH OTHER NOT TALKING

NILES / C.C alright...I'll be there.

NILES AND C.C TURN TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER WITH A DIRTY LOOK

INT.KITCHEN- EVENING
NILES WAITING FOR FRAN TO TELL HIM WHAT FOOD TO COOK
FRAN HOLDING A LIST OF FOOD TO BRING
GACIE AND BRIGHTON AT THE TABLE
MAGGIE SHOWING FRAN HER NEW OUTFIT

MAGGIE So what do you think Fran?

FRAN Oh its beautiful honey. Now make sure not to get it dirty will return it after the picnic tommorow for are money back.

GRACIE Uh Fran who is suppose to be there?

FRAN All of my family, Ma's side and daddies You guys and of course Val.

BRIGHTON This is gonna be good!

FRAN Now Niles this is the list, we're to bring tommorow.

FRAN UNFOLDS THE LIST THAT HITS THE FLOOR

NILES Of what?

C.C COMES INTO THE KITCHEN

FRAN Food.

NILES Miss Fine we're not feeding an army.

FRAN You never met my family did you?

C.C Hah! How many people could possibly be at these things?

FADE TO CENTRAL PARK

INT.CENTRAL PARK- AFTERNOON
FRAN LEADING HER WAY TO FIND SYLVIA
MAX AND THE CHILDREN FOLLOWING BEHIND
NILES AND C.C SLOWLY FOLLOWING AS WELL

FRAN SHOUTING SO SHE CAN BE HEARD

FRAN What did I tell yea!

C.C Look at all of these people related to Nanny Fine...I'm in hell..

NILES Oh goody my dream came true!

C.C GIVES NILES A GRIN AND SLAMS HIM AGAINST A TREE

C.C Ha ha ha, Mop boy!

NILES DUST HIMSELF OFF AND PICKS UP A DIRT CLAW

NILES Now I'm going to make you eat this!

C.C Ohh!!!

C.C TAKES OFF RUNNING INTO THE CROWD NILES CHASING BEHIND HER

INT.CENTRAL_PARK-
FRAN AND THE CHILDREN FINDING A TABLE
MAX JUST SITTING DOWN

MAGGIE Geesh that food line was forever

FRAN Honey that wasn't the food line, that was the dessert line...Let me tell you alittle something...at a Fine Family Picnic always grab your dessert first!

MAX Why?

FRAN It has to do with sweets...a family thing don't ask...Where's Niles and Miss Babcock?

BRIGHTON I saw them! But they were to busy rolling around in the dirt to see me.

FRAN / MAX What?!?!

FRAN Boy them two never quit do they?

FRAN GETS UP TO FIND THEM

MAX Here Miss Fine I'll go with you. I need to stretch. Now children you do not get up, stay right here, and Brighton don't move! No deals with Yetta.

FRAN Oy would you leave the kid alone. I use to make a killing.

INT.CENTRAL PARK
FRAN PUSHING PEOPLE OUT OF THE WAY WITH MAX BEHIND HER
SYLVIA WALKS UP TO FRAN

SYLVIA Enchanté Mr Sheffield, Fran did you bring the food we're out!

FRAN Uh Mamá, We already put out the food.

SYLVIA GRABS HER STOMACH AND LOOKS AT EVERYONE AROUND HER

SYLVIA What?!?! You buncha' chaza's!

FRAN Ma calm down it can't be that bad, huh?

BARRY WALKS UP TO FRAN

BARRY Hey where's the food I'm starving?!

NADINE Your always wantin' something Barry!

BARRY Yeah Na, when my own wife ain't givin' it to me!

NADINE I never should of married you

BARRY Tell me somethin' else I don't know Na!

NADINE WALKS AWAY FROM BARRY
AND FRAN PROCEEDS THROUGH THE CROWD TO SEE
UNCLE STANLEY AND AUNTE ROSE TALKING TO MARSHA AND JACK

STANLEY Oh hey Fran! You see Jack, Frannie has always ben my favorite. She's always ben like a daughter to me, Right Frannie?

FRAN Uh, Yeah, Yeah Uncle Stanely, Have a blonde and a husky guy come by here, talking, fighting, killing each other?

MARSHA Why you after that man too Frannie? Ha ha ha ha.

ROSE Oh Marsha leave our Frannie alone, No dear we haven't seen anyone like that.

FRAN Okay thanks.

MARSHA Then who is this hunk?

JACK Huh?

FRAN This is Mr. Sheffield he was invited, excuse me.

FRAN GRABS MAX'S HAND AND CONTINUES FORWARD
SYLVIA RAN UP BEHIND FRAN IN A PANIC

SYLVIA We're outta food, we gotta do something, I'll be right back!

FRAN Ma actually call someone that delivers not Sizzler, or any other place like that O.K?

SYLVIA Frannie I would neva- Hey Morty get over here and talk to Frannie's Fiancée- I mean employer...What the- Morty you putz you coulda' put on your good hair family is here!

SYLVIA WALKS AWAY TO MORTY
FRAN HEADS FORWARD AGAIN WITH MAX AT HER SIDE
FRAN AND MAX BOTH STOPPED A MINUTE WHEN THEY
HEARD C.C SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, THEY
BOTH FOLLOWED THE SCREAMING AND FOUND NILES ON
TOP OF C.C PINNING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND

NILES Give up?

C.C Support your local undertaker drop dead!

NILES I will soon, but I won't go alone.

C.C Get off me! I intend to live forever- so far, so good.

MAX What is going on here?!

NILES GETS UP OFF C.C AND STEPS AWAY
FRAN PUSHES MAX OVER TO THE SIDE A SECOND

FRAN Mr. Sheffield I know how to handle this.

MAX You better!

FRAN Niles...I just saw cousin Sophie in the crowd. Do you remember her?

NILES LOOKS AT FRAN MYSTERIOUSLY THEN WALKS AWAY

NILES I'll be talking to with Sophie call me if you need me.

C.C Who the hell is cousin Sophie?!

C.C PICKS UP A STICK AND FOLLOWS NILES

INT.CENTRAL PARK- LATE AFTERNOON
MAX AND FRAN JUST MADE IS BACK
THE ONLY ONE STILL SITTING THERE
WAS GRACIE WHO WAS TALKING TO SHELIA

FRAN Oh Hi Shelia!

SHELIA GETS UP FROM THE TABLE AND GIVES FRAN A HUG

SHELIA Frannie! How's it going- Did he ever purpose yet?!

FRAN Shelia?! no he hasn't.

FRAN GIVES MAX A DIRTY LOOK

MAX Where is Brighton and Maggie?

SHELIA Well I saw the little boy run off with Tiffany and Irving trying to caught up with them... but no such luck.

MAX What about Maggie? She better not be with some boy!

SHELIA Oh no, no, no... She's with Uncle Manny, he's trying to let Aunte cookie teach her how to play the spoons on her-

FRAN Uh thanks Sheila!

YETTA AND NETTIE COME UP BEHIND FRAN AND SHEILA

YETTA Hey Frannie! When did we buy wrestling tickets?

FRAN What?

YETTA Well that blonde thats been trying to but in with your marriage to Mr. Sheffield...is trying to beat up Sophie with a stick.

MAX / GRACIE / SHELIA/ NETTIE What?!?!

NETTIE Oh was that them to broads fighting?

FRAN AND SHELIA TAKE OFF TO FIND C.C
MAX PICKS UP GRACIE AND FOLLOWS
YETTA AND NETTIE FOLLOW

FRAN WALKS UP A BIG CIRCLE FORMING AND IN THE MIDDLE
WAS C.C AND NILES, SO SHE JUMPS RIGHT IN BETWEEN THEM

FRAN What are you two doing?!

NILES RUNS UP BEHIND FRAN AND HIDES

NILES To hell if I know, first I was talking to Sophie, now all the sudden, Miss Babcock is gonna kill me.

C.C Back off Nanny Fine there is gonna be Blood shed!

FRAN The only bloody shed around here is gonna be me stickin' my heel up yeah butt if you don't drop the damn stick!

C.C Never!

FRAN Miss Babcock are you jealous?

C.C DROPS THE STICK AND WALKS AWAY
SYLVIA WALKS UP TO FRAN WITH A GUY AT HER SIDE

SYLVIA Look Fran who I found in the crowd!

PETER Hey I was just jogging-

SYLVIA Are you marriage? Whats your name? How old are you?

PETER Yes, Peter, none of your business

MAX Oh this one is perfect for you Miss Fine.

FRAN Hey! Few women admit there age, few men act it!

PETER SLIPS AWAY FROM SYLVIA AND LEAVES
FRAN GRABS GRACIE FROM MAX, AND LEAVES TO FIND BRIGHTON
THEY PASS FREIDA SINGING UP BY THE PUNCH BOWL

SYLVIA Freida, What did I tell you, No singing!

FREIDA Your jealous!

SYLVIA Of who Free Willy?

FREIDA Look who's talking a women with her own isle at the supermarket!

INT.CENTRAL PARK- EVENING
FRAN JUST FOUND BRIGHTON AND MAGGIE
AND WAS NOW ABOUT TO LEAVE UNTIL THEY
DISCOVERED NILES AND C.C MISSING AGAIN

MAX I'm going to have to seriously do something to those two!

FRAN What? You break em' apart they'll just come together more What are you nuts?

MAX No! I'm just so bloody sick of this!

MAX, FRAN, AND THE CHILDREN LOOK OVER TO SEE C.C
COME OUT OF THE BUSHES AND NILES FOLLOWING BEHIND
HER WITH HER HAIR ALL MESSED UP AND SHE WAS ZIPPING
HER CLOTHES BACK UP

C.C Faxwell, Manny Nine

C.C WALKS ON

MAGGIE What is she drunk?

NILES Not hardly.

NILES FOLLOWS AFTER HER SMILING
EVERYONE JUST STARED IN SHOCK
SYLVIA WANTS AGAIN JOINS FRAN

FRAN YELLS TO NILES AND C.C

FRAN Hey you two don't go to far! We are leaving real soon.

BRIGHTON Oh man! Why did you have to grab me away from Tiffany!

FRAN I grabbed you, before you could grab Tiffany!

SYLVIA Hey where are you going? Ira is gonna do Cher and sing, and your Aunte Cookie is gonna do a drum solo

GRACIE You mean Aunte Cookie the one that plays the spoon on her-

FRAN CUPS GRACIE'S MOUTH WITH HER HAND

FRAN Sweetie, somethings are better left unsaid.

MAX Oh really, to bad you don't pratice what you preach.

FRAN Hey! Watch it bud your on thin ice, and your gonna fall through!

MAX What? Why

FRAN Because its summer, you just look so darn hot!

FRAN WHISPERS IN HIS MAX'S EAR

FRAN Such a turn on!

BRIGHTON Can we go home now?

BRIGHTON STARTED WALKING TOWARDS THE LIMO

FRAN Uh B, if your goin' that way be careful, daddy likes to clip his toe nails outside, they tend to fly.

BRIGHTON O.K

FRAN Remember Ma, Suzie's mother was blind for a whole week cause' a daddy.

SYLVIA It was her smuck mother's fault, I warned her to stay back she didn't listen.

VAL JOINS FRAN WALKING UP TO THE LIMO

VAL Hi Fran!

FRAN Val! Where have you ben?

VAL Sorry parents made me clean my room.

VAL WAVED GOODBYE AS FRAN, MAX, AND THE CHILDREN MADE
IT UP TO THE LIMO AND GOT IN
NILES WAS IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH C.C THE WINDOWS WERE ROLLED UP
MAX TAPPED ON THE LIMO WINDOW AND NILES ROLLED IT DOWN

MAX Niles what are you bloody doing up there, sleeping?

NILES Not hardly sir.

MAX Oh! Where is C.C?

NILES ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW ALL THE WAY AND
EVERYONE COULD SEE C.C IN THE FRONT.

FRAN Hi Miss Babcock

C.C Nanny Fine

MAX C.C....C.C!!!

C.C Maxwell don't scream, while Niles is trying to drive

MAX What are you doing with- why are you- what is- Miss Fine!!!

FRAN Uh Oh!

The End

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