Yetta:who is that lady out there watching oprah?

Gracie:with the black hair,yetta?

Yetta:yes her or him

Silvia:Ma' it's Fran

Yetta:Fran who?

Gracie:your grandaughter

Yetta:I have a grandaughter?!

Gracie:(rolling eye's uhh....yeah?

Yetta:wow i can teach her all I know

Silvia:(eating ice cream) I already have

Yetta:you taught her what Sex was?

Gracie:Silvia taught her that

Silvia:Hec yeah she had 2 twins because of it

Yetta:And I told her about rape?

Silvia:(sadly speaking) Sadly....Ma' you dident hear?

Gracie: she's dumb grandma!?(walks off)

Yetta:(sitting) Whats the dident i hear?

Silvia:Ma' you dont nedda know

Yetta:but I do

Silvia: ok Fra.....(Fran walks in with Ester and Eve)

Fran:hi Ma'

Silvia:and Ma' never mind

Yetta:(looking at Fran) how are you?

Fran(staring at Yetta) Yetta, me Fran

Yetta:now you tell me!(grabbing a cookie from cookie jar and walks out the slide door)

Fran:(sitting)(sorta crying too) oh Ma'! How's Maxwell?

Silvia:Sweetheart he's fine (swalloing spoon full of ice cream)

Fran:What's he doing?

Silvia:Well when I left he was napping in the geust room

Fran:(takeing a spoon full of ice cream)ok.....napping huh? Ma' can you get your car ready and take me over there?

Silvia:why?

Fran:he's still my hunny

Silvia:let me get the keys(grabbing keys from pocket walking out slide door,meeting Yetta walking away)

Fran:great! this is great(walking up the stairs)

(up the stairs, in Fran and Max's bedroom)

Fran:(in a singing voice) coat,coat,coat, gotta find my coat,(searching for coat singing other parts to her song as seen below)

Fran:Where are you coat? Coat that keeps me warm, where are you..... oh there you are(found under bed)

(walking downstairs)

(Gracie and Gena eating crackers and talking)

Gena:(seeing Fran) FRAN! oh hi .....?(looking dumbly at Fran)

Gracie:(seeing Fran) Ma'......?

Fran:What?(holding coat anginst chest)

Gena:Nothing where are you going?(looking paniced)

Fran:To see Maxwell.....(looking at floor, fainter voice) wanna come?

Gracie:Can't I have math to work on sorry.(rubbing head and standing)

Gena:(looking around) ok.... i'll come

Fran:(smiling ) GREAT! lets meet Ma' out at the car

Gena:alright(slipping on jacket)

(walking to car)

Fran:there's Ma' over there by the Garage(pointing)

Gena:ok...........i mean OK (HIGHER SPIRITED VOICE)

Fran:lady, you dont gotta act so down because ....(pausing) of me!?

Gena:(walking past Fran,) oh..ok

Fran:(open's car door as Gena does) He Ma'

Silvia:Fran... you got ....Gena?

Fran:(starry eyed look) yeah

Gena:umm.hi?

silvia(driving off) hello sweety

Fran:(tapping Gena's shoulder)(wisper voice) hand me a tissuse

Gena:Here Fran(handing tissue)

Fran:(after blows nose) thank you

Silvia:I'll take the long way... ok Fran

Fran:(nods) k Ma'

Gena:So what is Max gonna do when he see's you?

Fran:Kiss me and...

Gena: got it you dont gotta say any more

Silvia:Hey honey? Do you want a hamburger? And you Gena

Fran:ok

Gena:Sure

Silvia:(pulling into a burger joint) Hello? (tapping speacker thing)

Voice:Welcome to Sonic what my I serve you tonight?

Fran:Oy!

Silvia:Uhh, (looking back at Fran) What do you want hunn

Fran:(slightly glancing at menu) Just a Hamburger,fries,no no make that chilli chesse fries and tea.

Silvia:Well first i'd like a hamburger with chilli chesse fries and tea(looking at Gena) and you..

Gena:Just say a corndog with Dr.Pepper,no fries

Silvia:Then a Corndog with no Fries and Dr.Pepper... and i'll have your # 2 with coke

Voice: ok.. I have a # 2... with coke..... Corndog with no fries and dr.pepper.... then a burger chliil chesse fries and tea?

Silvia:YES(tapping finger on sterrign wheel) so Fran..... When you finish your meal you gonna go see Maxwell then?

Fran:(looking out window) GEUSS..(rasing eyebrows)

Gena:(looking out same window) Hey look FRAN! its that DOCTOR!!!!(pointing)

Fran:(gasps as she turns too see Dr.William) Oh my god!

Silvia:(turns quickly) What?!

Gena:(looking at Fran's downing looks) It's the guy....Dr.William

Silvia:(gasps as she see's a tall man walk across the street to a booth in front of the car to an order booth) that man...

Gena:(widens look as Fran ducks and Man looks into car) WHAT??

Dr: Your car is a new brand(walking over too car looking threw windows)

Silvia:(grabbing fran's arn below her and pushing her under car seat) Yes...... new brand...

Fran:(smallest whisper) OUCH.

Gena:(yelling practiclly) Yes.... Very New

Dr : Say... are you that little girl my patient FRAN is fostering...(looking at Silvia).. and her the mother

Silvia :Fran? Oh, her.... she's somewhere in town

Gena:( Kicking under to hit Fran's face)SORRY!

Dr : HUH?

Gena:I'm sorry but we have to go!!??(sweatily)

Silvia:Yes we better go!

Dr : See you around (looking onto floor of car for last time)

Gena:(frowns at him) BYE

Dr: (looking at her as if she know's everthing ) Bye

( Silvia driving out)

Fran:(looking up) where's are food?

Gena:Lets get some at your Ma's.... stay there till we get on the high way away from sonic

Silvia:He knew something... but what?

Fran:Maybe he seen the results of my pregnency....since he's a doctor...'n' all

Gena:POINT(tapping Fran's shoulder) come up

Silvia:Sit there by Gena dear

Fran:Ma' i'm a grown women I know what to do

Silvia:(shaking as she turns corner) a women...too bad

(with the MEMoir)

A young Fran:MOMMY! look a pony(pointing at a horse in a feild)

Silvia:Yeah hunny..... ponie!

A young Fran:Happy pony

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Morty:come here Frannie and Neigh(girls run up on his lap)

Nadine:Daddy i'm hungry

Fran:(mad face) NO

Morty:No?

Fran:(smile) NO!

Silvia:WE have only 4 minutes of film left

Fran:I'm not hungry

Morty:YOU!!?? NOT HUNGRY?

Nadine:sure!

Fran:i'm not

Silvia:lets put the camcourter up now

Fran:(run's up to glass of camcourter)(waves and kisses screen) BYE

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(LAST ONE)

A teen Fran:MOM!! I want to wear this lip stick

Silvia:Hunny... it's too taky for your first prom

A teen Fran:Uh.. Ma'

Morty:This camcourter could break you look so good Frannie girl

Fran:(sticking tounge out) thanks Daddy

Silvia:Hold still while I put your mascara on

Fran:Eww I hate that stuff(pushing away)

Silvia:Hold still

Morty:Silvia:hurry up her dates waiting

Fran:DANNY'S HERE!?

Silvia:(mad face) DANNY!!!???

Morty:Yes hunny DANNY

Fran:Ma' I like Danny

Silvia:I refuse you go!

Fran:Maaaaa'?

Fran:Daddy turn the camcourter off

Morty:What this is fun?!

Fran:walking over to cam... Face in screen bye Daddy.. (turns off camcourter)

Silvia:you were my baby?!

Fran:(leaning over chair) Ma' are you okay?

Gena:She's fine

Silvia:Realy fine

Gena: Fran..... do you remember you as a kid?

Fran:Not realy?!

Silvia:oh god do I!

Fran:sure you do Ma'

Silvia:No... remember that time we went horse back riding at aunt Freida's? You seen Charliy....that 6 year old French trotter... you said...mommy I wanna ride him... you were only 2.... I put you on him and you took off in the ring...smiling and giggling.....you feel of on purpose... daddy ran up too you... but you wernt crying...you were all smile's.....Charliy leanded down and nuzzeled your head..you baby screamed and grinned.....oh the joy you were....and nadine was standing by your side when you fell saying.... sister are you okay... Frannie you are okay... she tapped your hair and grinned

(pulling into Silvia's drive way...then stop's)

Fran:I..I dont remember that

Gena:Too bad(getting out of car)

Fran?:(out of car) I do remember.....I was 18.... me and you Ma' were walking down the street in the town....you were telling me about a dream you had.... I was not intrested in it... i walked before you and raced to the swings....you walked up and pushed me....i was realy imbaressed..but I stayed swinging... gradually getting happier...then I jumped off at the wrong time falling and knocking myshelf out...you grabbed me..shook me... you raced me home..then the hospital.... when I got home I was so tired and forgot being mad at you and I just hugged you all day

Silvia:(Walking over to door)I remember that!

(all in house)

Max:(rushing up to Fran) Sweetheart(hugging and kissing her)

Fran:ooo babie.....I missed you!

Gena:Fran.....tell him

max:tell me what....did you see...(Fran nod's)

Fran:we were at Sonic....he walked up to the car but see when Gena seen him I ducked.....Gena scared him offf after that basically

Max: Well Gena... you must realy care for Fran and the family.....you ..... well you saved my wife from having to face him a second time

Gena:(blushing) Thank's

Silvia?:He's right Gena you are being soo great to US... the family

Gena(blushing more) Ahh....I'm just doing my job?

Silvia:(hugging Gena) it's a job your good at

Max:for sure(tapping Gena's head)

Fran:thank you... GENA

Max:you have helped Us....fran....the kids

Gena: C'mon I hardly did anything.....all I did was run him off

Fran:but hunny dont you see you've done so much

Max:yes you ran William off.....came too our family so kind and willing....taught fran what a kid realy was and that she had to belive in hershelf

Gena:all in less than a week of me being here?

Silvia:Yes

Fran:you even help Gracie.....your her best friend

Gena:guys i'm not that speacil(passing Fran going into kitchen)

(in living room were fran max and silvia are)

Max:what's wrong with her?(saying it with sadness)

Fran:(puppy eye's) I dunno

Silvia:Maybe she feels like her mother thought she was speacil

Max:you could me right MOM

Fran:(Sitting down) yes point

Silvia:maybe..Fran you should go talk to her

Max:I can go with you

Silvia:no.. no Fran should realy talk to her

Fran:ME?

Silvia:yes you

Fran:oh!ok(punching pillow)

IN KITCHEN

Gena:Hi Fran(eating pizza)

Fran:Hello

Gena:this pizza sucks

Fran:ok....listen....you did not just stomp right in here to eat

Gena:(taking bite) sure I did

Fran:(grabbing pizza) give me that(then takes a bite of it and puts it down) it is dul....oh oh, anyway you did not!

Gena:Fran I did...except it

Fran:that you were hungry?

Gena:Hec yeah

Fran:sweety, you feel to speacil dont you?(playing with hair)

Gena:yes,slighlty

Gena:Fran....my mom

Fran:(looks as if she got her) yes?

Gena:my mom always told my grandma to take me....she sadi I was nothing... an"it".I never had my mom...family tell me I was purfect and Speacil

Fran:oh oh oh (hugging Gena's head)

Gena:(in a cry)you are...and your not my family

Fran:sure we are

(max and silvia walk in)

FADE OUT

FADE IN

EVERY ONE IN KITHCEN TALKING

Max:see you are family!

Gena:(smileing) I am!

Silvia:Girl you just gotta stop douting yourshelf

Fran:Oy! its 11:00 we better get home.....tomarrow we gotta go find our lawyer

Max:(getting up) Right

next scene at house

GENA, GRACIE, VAL AND BRIGHTON IN KITCHEN

Gracie:now Brighton you are home from college for how long?

Brighton:for 3 weeks

Gracie:wonderful!

Val:(eating crackers) whats so wonderfull?

Gena:(gripping coffe cup) That B's staying for 3 weeks!

Yetta:Thats amazing(leaning over too kiss Gena)

Gracie:yeah!(sipping coffe)

Brighton:So what is a Man supposed to around the house if there's nothing but women around here?

Gracie:Well you could spend time with dad, or Jonah

Brighton:Jonah? He's four!

Gena:Drrr(flipping hair)

Yetta:you could rub my back!

Brighton:(glancing at Yetta) I could comfert Fran

Gracie:She dont like everyone comferting her...it just makes her feel worse

Gena:Take Jonah shopping

Brighton:Where? Bass Pro?

Yetta:I met Harry there

Gena:(suddenly mad) Shut up Yetta

Yetta:What did I do? I met my friend Harry there

Gracie:(tapping Yetta's hand) Very okay, Great Gram's

Brighton:ok, I'll take Jonah... Shopping... but everyone's gonna think he's my kid like they did last spring when I took him to that Fishing convention

Yetta:Yeah they thought this was my real hair!

Gena:(scooting over) Yuck

(Ester runs in Arffing)

Ester:Arf!(eye's on Yetta and Table)

Gena:What is it girl?

Brighton:Is it Fran?Max?JONAH?

Ester:(Nodding head) Arf!

Gracie:Jonah?

Ester:(shaking head) Grr

Yetta:Max?

Ester:(Shaking head) GRR!

Gena:(gasping)

(everyone pauses and runs into livving room)

FRAN LIEING ON THE FLOOR CRYING

Ester:(run's over to Gena's side) Grr

Gena:Fran? Whazz wrong?

Gracie:(by Fran's side) Mom

Brighton:( sitting on couch)Yes, Ma'

Yetta:(slowly awalking in) FRAN....Sweety

Fran:Woah!Stop!

Gracie:Mom what's wrong

Fran:Ouch!(crying and holding a baby bag)

Gena:Fran is it your stomach?

Fran:(nodding) (sweaty)

Brighton: Mom you need dad(running upstairs)DAD!

Gena:(screaming)Maxwell Come quick its Fran

MAX COMES RACING DOWN

Max:(see's Fran) Sweetheart

Fran:Oh Max my stomach hurts, terrible

Gena:Help her (looking at Max)

Max:(picking Fran up) C'mon in the car with you all

(every one runs to car outside)

MAX AND FRAN FOLLOW ' S

IN CAR, MAX DRIVING

Gracie:Gena I'm scared whats happining?

Gena:I dunno...Fran are you ok?

Fran:NO!

Max:Were hurring(hands cell phone back) Gena call Silvia

Gena: numra's?

Gracie:Here(dialing then hands back to Gena)

Gena:Silvia?is that you?

Silvia:Yes,yes

Gena:it's Fran...she's sick or something

Silvia: oh my god...where are you going?

Gena:Were headed to the hospital now

Silvia:I'll meet you there...bye hunny

Gena:(squinting) Bye(pushs off button and hands phone back) she's gonna meet us at the hos....

Max:Great

Fran:OH!!!!!(gripping chair)

Max:Are you okay?

Fran:NO!

Gracie:(whispering to Gena) How could she be having a baby?

Gena:That's just it....she cant.... if it's this early with the pregnancy.... there could be numbra's of problems...like Natural obortian.....baby is doing something odd....miss carrage......or maybe its Fran

Gracie:you know alot about this...but how do you know?

Gena:(looking out window) never mind how I know

Max:Fran....are you asleep?

Fran:Nahh(turning head) i'm gonna get sick soon

Max:Hold on there darling

Gracie:Where's the twins?

Gena:Yeah

Max:Well...there at Ma's.....B stayed home so I geuss he aint taking Jonah

Gracie:I bet Morten will stay with Eve and Jonah

FADE OUT

to be continnued.....................

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