Back to Fan FictionOk today's fanfic is a Niles and CC fic. But I did through in some Fran and Max stuff. The Nanny dose not belong to me nor do the characters. And unfortunately they never will. Only in my dreams.
by
friends fan
(pjg334@hotmail.com)
Part one
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First scene takes place in kitchen Fran (wearing a bright purple blouse and a black mini skirt.) and CC (wearing a blue blouse and a blue skirt) Niles enters in a suit with a red tie.
Niles: Well my father has done it again. He through his back out so my parents won’t be able to make it.
CC: Great two less tickets.
Fran: I can’t believe you two are getting married in Vegas.
Niles: In a week.
Fran: A week! Are you two crazy?! I need to buy the dress the shoes the food!
Max enters in suit with a green tie.
Fran: I need a date. Not you.
She points to Max and he rolls his eyes.
Max: What are you talking about?
Fran: My wedding! I mean theirs.
Theme song
Office Max. Fran enters.
Fran: Hey Mr. Sheffield, have ya seen Miss. Babcock?
Max: I believe she’s outside with Niles.
Fran: Outside? Its 100 degrees out there.
Niles enters soaking wet with a water gun in had.
Niles: Eh she’s used to it. After all it’s hotter in her home town.
CC: Hey Mr. Clean!
They all turn to see CC soaking wet. She squirts Niles with her gun and he squirts her back.
Fran: Is that what ya two were doing outside?
CC: Yeah. What did you think we were doing? Necking!
Fran & Max: NO!
Fran: Meanwhile we got go Miss. Babcock.
CC: Where?
Fran: To buy your wedding dress.
CC: NILES!
Terrence doors close.
Fran: Come on we’ve got a lot to do before the wedding.
Next scene bridal shop
Fran: Oy ma my butler is getting married before me. Miss. Babcock’s getting married before me the next thing you know Val will be getting married before me.
Val enters.
Val: Guess what Fran!
Sylvia & Fran: NO!
Val: What I was just going to say I found the perfect dress.
Sylvia and Fran (looking up): Thank you.
CC enters.
CC: Alright I got one now let’s go.
Fran: Wait ya gotta try it on first.
CC exits.
Sylvia: Ya now you could’ve still been married if you weren’t such a schlemiel and sign those papers.
Fran: I can’t hear you!
Sylvia: Well it’s true.
Fran: Note to self. Kill Niles.
CC enters in a v-neck sleeve less slim wedding dress.
All: Oh Miss. Babcock.
Fran: Ya look gorgeous.
Sylvia: Wait we should start calling you by your new last name.
Val: Yeah, what is it?
CC: I don’t know.
Val: No wonder Niles has kept it a secret for all these years.
Fran: VAL!
Next scene
Kitchen Niles with a blue apron on and Fran in an orange mini skirt and a yellow v-neck line blouse.
Fran: So Niles ya two ready only five days left?
Niles: We’ve been ready for a week. It’s you I’m worried about.
Max in suit with blue tie and CC in a black knee length skirt and silk red blouse enter. CC goes up to Niles.
CC: Hey Lurch.
Niles: Corolla.
They kiss.
Fran: Would ya look at that six months together, can’t keep their hands off each other and engaged. I’ve been here five years and nothing, but a divorce.
Max rolls his eyes and Fran exits.
Next scene
Living room, CC and Fran.
CC: Nanny Fine?
Fran: Yeah?
CC: Since the wedding is in a few days, would you be my maid of honor?
Fran: Of course, under one condition.
CC: Oh great. What?
Fran: No more of this nanny Fine stuff, you’re marrying one of my best friends.
CC: Alright, but you’ll have to start calling me CC. Deal?
Fran: Deal.
They shake hands.
Fran: So what color do you want the dress to be?
CC: I don’t care, Niles just told me to tell you.
Fran: Oh.
Next scene 2 day lefts.
Living room. Niles in suit with blue tie, CC in a black pant suit, Fran in a bright pink mini skirt suit.
CC: Ok, you’ve got two and I’ve got one.
Fran: Oo full house. Don’t forget ma, daddy, and Yetta.
CC: Who could?
Niles: CC.
Fran: So who’s com’n?
Niles: My brother, sister, and Stuart.
Fran: I didn’t know ya had a brother.
Niles: Yes well he never came up.
Fran: Aha. So is he single?
Niles: Miss. Fine, already have a husband remember?
Fran: No.
Next scene 1 more day
Fran in a black outfit that has Las Vegas signs and Max in a suit and a sliver tie
Fran: Come on kids we’re gonna be late!
Max: Miss. Fine the children are already in the limo.
Fran: Not these two.
Niles and CC come down fixing their hair and exit.
Max: In the middle of the day?
Fran: Well ya know we gotta separate them at 9 o’clock, so that means no "Bing bing" it’ll Saturday. Come on Mr. Sheffield "Veva Las Vegas."
They exit
Next scene hotel in Vegas
Fran wearing a silk pink dress with sequences on it
Man: Excuse me miss, but do you know where I can find Niles?
Fran: Niles what?
Man: Uh…
Max: Daniel!
Man: Mr. Sheffield.
Fran: So close!
Max: Miss. Fine this is Daniel Niles’ brother.
Fran: Oh hi I’m Fran Fine.
Dan: Mr. Sheffield, how could you tell this beautiful woman you loved her and then take it back?
Fran: Yeah?
Max: Well... oh I think I hear Niles calling?
He exits.
Fran: So Daniel, what’s ya last name?
Dan: Uh… What was that Niles?
He exits and seconds later Niles enters.
Fran: Oh hey Niles. NILES!
She runs off in the same direction the men left
Next scene
Fran, CC, and Val’s room
Fran in same thing, CC in a tight black dress, and Val in a blue dress
Fran: So Miss. I mean CC ya ready for the wedding?
CC: Nanny Fran the wedding is in twenty four hours.
Val: And fifteen minutes.
Fran: Wha’s a matta honey?
Val: Nothing I’m…
Fran: Not you! CC!
Val: Oh.
CC: How do I know I’m doing the right thing?
Fran: Oh honey I have no experience there, but I do know one thing ya have to know. Do ya love him?
CC: Yes.
Fran: Well then there ya go. You’re gonna spend the rest of you’re life with the man you love.
CC: But I’m not wife material.
Fran: Honey we’ve been over this you’re not but Niles is. Everything’s gonna be fine. I’ll be right back.
CC: Where are you going?
Fran: I’m gonna see if the waiters need any help.
CC: Buffet?
Fran: Yeah.
She exits
Next scene buffet table Max, Fran enters.
Fran: Hey Mr. Sheffield.
Max: Oh Miss Fine, what are you doing down here?
Fran: Oh I just came down here for a little nosh.
Max: Miss. Fine?
Fran: Yeah?
Max: I was wondering since I’m the best man if…
Fran: Wait you’re the best man? He didn’t!
Max: What?
Fran: He made CC make me her maid of honor.
Fran and Max: So I/you could walk you/me down the ail! NILES!
Dan enters.
Dan: What did he do now?
Fran and Max: Nothing.
Fran: Oh I gotta go see ya Daniel, Sqiggy.
Max: You told her?!
Fran: Oh I know much more Maxine!
She exits.
Dan: Sorry but she’s got her ways.
Max: Tell me about it.
Dan: Is it true you married her in Vegas?
Max: It wasn’t real.
Next scene
Upstairs Fran enters, Sylvia, & Val with worried faces on
Fran: Ma wha’s wrong?
Sylvia: I’m gonna go get something to eat.
She exits.
Fran: Val?
Val: Fran CC’s gone.
Fran: Wha?
Val: She left this.
Hands her a note
Fran reading note: I need time to think.
Val: Oh ok I’ll just leave so ya can think.
Fran: Val! That’s wha the letter say’s.
Val: Oh.
Fran: Oy. Val we gotta go find her.
Max: Find who?
Fran: Eh… Waldo.
Max: Oh I see?
Fran: Val can I speak to you privately?
In bathroom
Fran (starting to cry): Oh Val what are we going to do? We can’t tell Niles it’ll kill him.
Val: Fran, don’t cry it’s not your wedding. Plus you’re ruining you’re make up.
Fran: Ok. Could you hand me a tissue.
Val: Sure.
She reaches for the tissue box hands it to Fran and knocks down trash can.
Fran: Val could ya get that?
She starts to pick up the mess.
Fran: Oh Val, what if she neva comes back and…
Val: Oh my God.
Fran: Wha?
Val: I think I know why CC toke off.
Fran: Why Val she thought the sky was falling?
Val: No. She’s pregnant.
Fran: Oh my God.
To be Continued.
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Fran: But why would she leave, Niles loves kids.
Val: Yeah, but maybe she doesn’t.
Fran: That’s it Val, ya stay here and don’t tell anyone about the baby.
Val: Where ya going?
Fran: To go get his bride.
She exits and Val follows and Yetta sticks her head out of the shower.
Next scene next day wedding day
Niles room
Niles in a suit and Yetta in a gold and sliver outfit
Niles: Did you need something Yetta?
Yetta: No, but did you hear about the blonde?
Niles: About her getting married to the hunky butler?
She hits him
Yetta: No that’s old news. She ran off.
Niles: She what?
Yetta: RAN OFF! What are ya death? That’s not the worst part.
Niles: Then what is?
Yetta: She’s pregnant.
Niles: She’s pregnant?
Yetta: Jeeze ya need a hearing aid more than I do.
Next scene
Park CC sitting on a bench with a long green coat on while smoking. Fran comes over clutching her red coat very tight.
Fran: Miss. Babcock I mean CC?
CC: Oh great.
Fran: Wha’a ya doing here it’s cold. And smoking!
CC: Oh shut up.
Fran: Wha happened I thought ya were doing good.
CC: I was, but I found something out yesterday.
Fran: Wha?
CC: I have life inside me and it’s not mine.
Fran: Oh CC you’re pregnant?!
CC: Yeah.
Fran: So then why’d ya say ya needed time to think?
CC: Because, I never planed on having kids they hate me and I hate them.
Fran: So ya not Barney.
CC: I thought I could leave Niles and do what I wanted with the baby. But he must have put me under a spell, because I don’t want to leave him I love him too much.
Fran: Well sweetie if ya don’t wanna leave him I don’t think you should. And you’re having his baby… It is his right?
CC: Fran!
Fran: Just check’n. Anyways if you don’t wanna leave him and you love him, you’re gonna get married to him in less than five hours, and you’re gonna have his baby. What else do ya need to understand ya two are made for each other? And I’m sure when ya tell him about the baby he’s jump for joy not be mad.
CC: Alright let’s go.
Fran: Ya sure?
CC: Yeah. Oh and thanks Fran.
Fran: No prob. just don’t do it again.
Next scene
Hotel Fran in a beautiful long slim dress and Max in a suit with a red tie walking down the ail.
Hotel is covered with red rose petals and whole roses.
Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield our eh love child is getting married. And to CC.
Max: Unbelievable isn’t it?
Fran: Yup. I wonder if our wedding was like this.
Max: I know how I’d want my next wedding to be.
Fran: How?
Max: Well…
Fran: Oh my God our lovechild is getting married by Matt Le Blanc!
They reach the ail where Matt and Niles are waiting.
Fran: Oh Mr. Le Blanc, I can’t tell you how much I love you and you’re show…
Max: No you can’t look.
We now see CC in the dress with Stuart walking next to her.
Fran: Oh she’s gonna take a while.
Max: Miss. Fine.
Now we see Val in a red dress Yetta in the gold out fit and Sylvia in a blue outfit
Val: She looks so beautiful.
Sylvia: Yeah. To bad it won’t last long.
Yetta: I can’t believe Fannies getting married.
Sylvia: Fran’s not getting married CC is.
Yetta: Who?
Sylvia: Her.
Points to CC
Yetta: Oh the run away bride. Who’s she getting married to?
Sylvia rolls her eyes.
Matt: Dearly beloved we are gathered here to day to marry these to people, and to see me do it. We are going to start with the vows. Niles.
Niles takes CC’s hand
Niles: CC, from the moment I laid eyes on you I knew you were the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. Then fifteen years later at that rehearsal dinner my dream started coming true. That was the happiest day of my life, until now. And any surprises to come our way good or bad I’ll ways be
there, were in this together. Because remember there is no I in we or us.
Matt: CC.
CC: Niles, I thought this was going to be the hardest thing I’d have to do, but seeing you here has made it the easiest. You’re the man who showed me what a real relationship is like. The man who I loathe and love, the only man who has really loved me back. The man only man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and during that time I will try and show you the way you love me.
Matt: Aw. (Clears throat) Now the rings.
Fran: Uh-o.
Everyone: What?!
Just then Chester enters in his little tux with the rings on his back Fran and Max get the ring s and hand them to Niles and CC who put them on each other
Matt: Ok now in the power in vested in me I now… oh no I didn’t get this right on the show and I can’t get it right here. Do you take each other?
The song " Let my love open the door starts to play.
When people keep repeating That you’ll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can’t seem to get enough
Niles and CC: I do.
Let my love open the door let my love open the door
Let love open the door to your heart to your heart.
Matt: Ok hold on a sec.
When everything feels all over
Everyone seem unkind
Has a face that shows he’s thinking hard the camera shows Niles and cc smiling.
I’ll give you a four leaf clover
Take you all worry out of your mind
Matt: Alright, I now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride.
Let my love open the door’ let my love open the door
Let my love open the door to your heart to your heart
Everyone applause right away Niles grabs CC and dips her as they kiss. Then he pulls her back up still in the kiss.
Let my love open the door to your heart to your heart
CC: I love you.
I have the only key to your heart
I can stop you falling apart
Niles: I love you. And I know about the baby.
Try to findthis way
Come on and give me a chance to say
CC: You know?
Let my love open the door it’s all I’m living for
Release yourself from misery
Niles: Yup. Val and Miss. Fine found you’re pregnancy test in the trash. And I couldn’t be happier.
There’s only one thing gonna set you free
That’s my love that’s my love
CC: Niles I didn’t take a pregnancy test I went to the doctor.
Let my love open the door let my love open
Let my love open the door
Niles: If you didn’t take a pregnancy test, who did?
When the tragedy befalls you don’t let it get you down
CC: Oh come on Niles we just got married dose it really matter?
Love can cure you’re problems you’re so lucky I’m around
Niles: Yes! But not now.
Let my love open the door
They kiss.
Let my love open the door
Fran: They look so happy and they’re gonna have a baby.
Let my love open the door
Val: Yeah.
To you’re hearts
The End or to be continued
Aright I hope you enjoyed I don't own any characters or Matt Le Blanc. I don't know him either still upset about that. I just had to put him in, sorry. I don't think he performs wedding either I just couldn't come up with someone. SO DON'T SUE PLEASE. And please let me know what you thought at my new address pjg334@hotmail.com.
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