This is my 4th fan fic! Tell me what ya think!
by
Danielle
(shaniatwainrox@hotmail.com)
Fran is sitting on the couch watching an episode of The Young and The Restless when the door bell rings. Niles goes into the living room, but Fran hops up.
Fran: Niles! I'll get it! You don't need to!
Niles: Are you expecting someone Ms. Fine?
Fran: No.
Fran goes to the door and opens it.
Fran: Oh my god! It's Shania Twain! Oh my, I just love you Shania! I love your songs. Especially "Man! I feel like a woman!"
Fran starts singing the words to the song,
Shania: Why thank you! I am glad you like.
Shania is a little shaken up, by the voice she just hears singing her song.
Fran: Oh Your Welcome! Could I have an autograph! You know, I won tickets to your show tonight!
Shania: Oh, you were the winner? I had no idea! But, is this where Maxwell Sheffield lives?
Fran: Yeah!
Shania: Is he here? I would love to meet him!
Fran: Yeah, let me go get him.
Shania: Okay.
Fran: Please sit down!
Shania sits down on the couch, and Fran goes to Maxwell's office. Niles comes into the living room. He see's Shania sitting on the couch.
Niles: Oh, Shania, how are you? I am Niles. The butler.
Shania: Hi Niles. So, was the girl I talked to, the one who won the tickets?
Niles: Yes, Ms. Fine? Did you ask to speak to Mr.. Sheffield?
Shania: Yeah, Just a question, is she sick?
Niles laughs.
Niles: No. I don't know what happened. She said she got it in second grade. But other then that....I have no clue.
Shania: Oh, I see.
Fran and Max come out of the hallway.
Max: Shania, how are you? Did you need something?
Shania: Well I wanted to talk to you alone.
Fran and Niles get the hint and leave to the kitchen.
Fran is about to turn on the intercom, when Niles, comes over and unplugs it.
Fran: Niles! What is with you, don't you want to know what they are saying?
Niles: Um. No! Shania said she wanted to speak to him alone, and we should listen to her. After all, She is the 5 time Grammy award winner, and the greatest album selling female in all the genres. Plus the most albums sold in country music!
Fran: But when I said I wanted to talk to Maxwell in private, I know you listen on the intercom!
Niles: Who do you think you are? Fran Drescher?
Fran: Meanwhile, have you read her books? Fabulous!
Change to Max and Shania.
Shania: You know how Fran won the tickets to my show tonight?
Max: Yes, she is very excited about it.
Shania: Well, we are going to give her a backstage pass, and my Agent told me about what you wanted to do. And we thought it was a great idea.
Max: Really? Thank you so much!
Shania: Now, does she have any realitives, that you would like to be there?
Max: Well, her parents for sure, her granmother Yetta. I could call them now it you wanted.
Shania: You know what? Just give me their names, numbers, and I will call them, and pick them up, and have them get ready backstage. You just keep Fran busy and enjopying the show. Don't show her the backstage passes, And after a couple of songs I will call you up and then you can do it. Your seats are right by the stairs to go up stage, and the guars know who you are.
Max: Great! Thank you Shania!
Shania: No problen, when you said, you waited 5 years, I just had to help you!
Max: Thanks again, here are the names and numbers. Good bye Shania!
Shania: good bye!
Shania leaves out the door. Max goes into the kitchen.
Max: Good news!
Fran: What is it sweetie!
Max: Shania heard about me and my producing broadway, and she wanted to know if she could do a musical!
Fran: Oh! That's fabulous! I gotta go call ma!
Niles: A musical. That's what you thought of?
Max: What else was I supposed to say?
Niles under his breath: Ameture.
An hour and a half later, everyone was getting ready for the concert. Fran was very exicited, she was going to a Shania Twain concert. Everyone knows, when they go to a Shania Twain concert, they will come home, and know they had a good time.
Max is in his room, all ready ready, and just thinking about what was going to happen. It was a good feeling. It was finally time.
When everyone was ready, they were all piling into to limo. They all talked about how great the concert was going to be. When they reached, their destination eveyone was so excited. Maggie was putting film into the camera, Grace And Brighton were talking with Niles, Fran was going to call her mom on the cell phone, but couldn't get a hold of her. And Max,was just staring at Fran. Admiring how beautiful she was.
Fran: Well, I can't get a hold of ma, so let's just go on in!
All the kids: Yeah! lets go.
They all started walking into the stadium. Found their seats which were the best seats. They all had a clear veiw. Then the lights started flashing like a laser light show......
Shania: Are you ready New York?
The Audience all start to scream and yell.
Shania: I said! Are you ready New York?
Teh Audince go wild even louder.
Shania sings Man! I feel like a woman! then Up!, then Honey I'm Home! Then she tooka brak and was talking to the audience.
Shania: All right New York! Okay! Now, every now and then, I get a special request from a fan, and I got one, and thought this would be a great opprotinity. So, can I have Maxwell Sheffield, and Sylvia and Morty Fine, and Yetta Rosenberg please come up on the stage?
Fran looks at Max: What is she talking about?
Max: Just watch!
Max: Goes to the stairs where he meets Sylvia, Morty, and Yetta. They all walk up on stage.
Shania gives everyone a hug, and hands the mic to every one to say their names. When that was finished, she gave the mic to Max.
Max: Their is a woman in my life. That with out, I would not be the person of who I am today. May I please introduce you to Fran Fine.
Fran is in shock! She goes up on the stage. She hugs Shania and her parents, then she looks at Max.
Max: Fran, When you walked on my doorstep 5 years ago, I was a completly different man. I was locked out of the world. Then you should me how to enjoy life.(He kneels down) Fran, Will you marry me?
Fran starts to cry happy tears. And nods yes.
They both hug, and kiss.
Shania: I'm afraid, we couldn't hear your answer? Can you say it in the mic?
Fran: Yes, I will marry you!
They hug again.
Shania: Now, will the rest of your family come up here?
Grace, Maggie, Brighton, and Niles, go up onstage.
Shania: Now, this is a quetion for your family. Aer you guys happy?
Everyone yells: Yes!!!!!!
Shania: Now, will the to of you stay on stage and dance to the next song?
Fran and Max: Yeah.
Everyone exits the stage to the back stage, exept for Fran, Max, and Shania.
Shania sangs Your still the one.
At the end......
Shania: Let's hear it for Fran and Max!!!!!!
The croud screamed, and Fran and Max excited the stage.
The End