Back to Fan FictionHey former nanny fans. Time for another story. Now as everyone knows none of these characters belong to me .Too bad. Ok so we've got that settled so sit back and… read the story.
Part Two
by
Friends fan
(jag655@hotmail.com)
First scene CC writing in bed while Niles is a sleep.
CC’s writing: Today was some day. Of course you could tell something unthinkable might happen. But not this unthinkable. It all started when Niles and I came down here to look for a place to get married. Everything was going terrific until Maxwell, Nanny Fine, and… the children came. While Niles and I went out something happened between them. We’re not sure what. Oo and Niles and I are now 2,000 dollars richer. Anyways we went to go look at one more chapel. Little did we know Maxwell and Nanny Fine got to the chapel before. And got married before us! I’m subspecies since they we’re hammered while Niles is just happy they got married. Oh I have to go Niles is waking and if he finds out I keep a dairy he’ll be reading it everyday. What can I say I’m involved with a "yenta".
Theme song.
First scene Niles in a buffet line in a white shirt and black pants. Fran comes in wearing a pinks shirt and yellow mini skirt, with her hand on her head.
Fran: Oy, morning Niles.
Niles: Good morning Mrs. Sheffield.
Fran: Me and Mr. Sheffield had way too… what did ya call me?
Niles: Nothing Mrs. Sheffield.
Fran: Oh Niles did ya have that dream again?
Niles: Yes. Only this time it came true.
Fran: Sure it did sweetie.
She goes to sit with cc who’s wearing a blue shirt and black pants.
Fran: Miss. Babcock what’s up with Niles? He thinks me and Mr. Sheffield are married.
CC: Um…
Max enters in a red shirt and black pants.
Max: Oh god, morning all.
Fran: How’s your head?
Max: It’s been better.
Niles: So what did you two do last night?
Fran: Well you two neva showed, so we went to my room. Ate some leftovers.
Max: Drank some whine.
Fran: Played cards.
Max: Laughed.
Fran: Then…
Max & Fran: OH MY GOD!
They look at each other while Niles is smiling as if he won the lottery.
Niles: What?
Max: Nothing.
Fran: Right nothing.
CC: Aha. So Nanny fine how dose it feel to be a wife?
Fran: How’d ya know?!
Niles: We caught you two exiting the chapel!
Max: So then it did happen.
Niles: Yes and I personally could not be happier.
Fran: Gee I wonder what it was like.
Max: Miss. Fine there wasn’t a wedding. That was real anyways.
Fran & Niles: Heh?!
CC: Maxwell you busted their bubble. You should’ve let me do that.
Max: We we’re too drunk to let us get married. Right?
Fran: I guess.
Niles: No, it was legal. I hope.
CC: Actually, he’s right. People get married here all the time. Some are drunk some aren’t.
Fran: What kind of idiots want to get married here. Oh.
Max: Alright we’ll just go down to that chapel ask if was legal, and if it was we get a divorce.
Fran: Fine but I get the kids.
Niles: What about us?
Fran: Like I said I get the five kids.
Max: Miss. Fine. I mean we sign the papers and pretend like nothing ever happened.
Fran: Fine. Do ya remember what chapel it was?
Max: I was hopping you would.
Fran: We’re married only a few hours and all ready he expects me to remember things.
Max: Miss. Fine. Look only two people know where it is.
They look at Niles and CC who are in a kiss.
Fran: Hey Tony, Angela.
They stop.
Max: Who?
Fran: "Who’s the Boss?"
Max: I am.
Fran: No the series.
Max: Oh. Anyways Niles what was the name of the chapel you saw us in.
Niles: I don’t know. CC?
CC: I don’t know.
Max: Alright you two one of you better tell us or you’re both fired.
Niles & CC: Love shack chapel.
Next scene chapel
Fran: Do ya really wanna get a divorce?
Max: Yes. Miss. Fine I don’t want to get married because I was drunk, I want to get married because I love the woman.
Fran (a childish tone): So you don’t love me?
Max: No. I mean yes I mean…
Fran: Aha.
Max: I love you in the way Niles loves you, not the way he loves CC.
Fran: Who say’s he and I haven’t had something between us, and he actually loves me more than CC. Yeah I went to far huh?
Max: Yup. Now come on lets go find that ah… man who married us.
Fran: So we were married.
Max: No I mean I don’t know.
Next scene Niles and cc’s room.
Niles: So not that one.
CC: Niles we’re never going to find somewhere. Let’s just get married tonight.
Niles: CC, do you really want that? Because I want to give you a wedding you’ll never forget.
CC: It’s just a lot to do.
Niles: Well if you want to get married like that then we’ll get married like that.
CC: Nah it’s ok.
Niles: So what do you want?
CC: I want you.
Niles: This can always wait till later, right.
He kisses her
CC: Right.
They get on the bed still kissing. Niles starts kissing her neck, while she moans. He’s about to start to go lower when… the door burst opens.
Max: CC NILES!
They stop.
Fran: Oy it’s a good thing we didn’t come ova later.
Max: You two sent us to the wrong one didn’t you?
Niles & CC: No.
Max: Niles.
Niles: Sir that was the chapel we saw you two in.
CC: Maxwell, what’s the big deal?
Fran: It may have been legal.
Niles: YES! I mean oh.
CC: What did they say?
Max: They said it was legal.
Niles: YAHOO!
They all look at him.
Niles: Uh I … ‘m dead.
Fran: I actually agree with Mr. Sheffield….
CC: Of course you do he’s your husband.
Niles & CC high five each other.
Fran: I mean I agree with him about the way we got married. I’ve always dreamed of having a big wedding, not a wedding I can’t remember. Although I one my dreams came true.
Max: What’s that?
Fran: That I got married.
CC: So are you two going to get it annulled or get a divorce?
Max: I guess the best thing is to get it annulled.
Fran: Yeah. Ok what’s that again?
Niles: There is another option…
Max: No.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield, are we gonna tell the kids?
Max: I don’t think that’s necessary since some big mouth butler probably already told them!
Niles: I can assure you sir I have not told anyone. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go make some phone calls.
He exits.
Next scene
Fran wearing a red long sleeved short dress. Max in a suit with a brown tie.
Fran: Oy I can’t believe I’m getting a divorce.
Max: We aren’t really getting a divorce, because deep down inside we know that our wedding wasn’t real.
Fran: But still. I neva saw myself signing divorce papers, if anything a pre-nup.
Max: I know what you mean. I never planed on getting two divorces. Actually I never thought I’d remarry.
Fran: Maybe we should go with Niles’ option.
Max: Miss. Fine I thought you said you agreed with me.
Fran: I did, but now I’m having second thoughts. Gee to bad one of us didn’t have second thoughts last night.
Max: Maybe we should…
Guy enters.
Guy: Alright all you have to do now is sign this paper.
Fran: Ya sure?
Max: Sure.
Next scene Niles wearing a navy long sleeved shirt that had a collar and only 3 or 4 buttons and some pants and CC wearing a purple silk shirt and a long black skirt. Sitting on the bed with papers all a round them
Niles & CC: Done!
Niles: So our wedding is now planed, what do say if we start working on the honeymoon now?
CC: I’d say let’s skip the wedding and go straight to the honeymoon.
They start kissing VERY passionately. Then the door opens.
Fran & MAX: Oh god!
Fran: Ya know there is a reason for this.
She lifts up the do not disturb sigh.
Fran: I’m assuming you two finished with your wedding?
Niles: Yup everything.
Fran: The flowers, the place, the food?
CC: Yes so could you both leave now?
Fran: How ‘bout the music?
CC & Niles: UH!
CC: What did you two come over here for anyways?
Max: We just wanted to let you know we are now divorced.
Niles: NO!
Next scene Fran sitting at a bar with a phone next to her. Max enters.
Max: Miss. Fine, is there someone on the other line?
Fran: Yeah Niles called ma and well she ain’t a happy camper.
Max: Ah.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield do ya think we’ll ever get married again. I mean not the two of us together but…
Max: I know what you’re talking about, and I do hope I get married again.
Fran: Well you are the one who always ask.
Max: And what makes you so sure it wasn’t you who asked?
Fran: Oh please it was you.
Max: It was you.
Fran: It was me.
Max: It was me.
Fran: Thank you.
Max: You’re welcome… MISS. FINE!
He chases her
The End
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