Back to Fan FictionOk here I am once again borrowing the characters from the nanny. Because they are not mine. So please don't sue.
Enjoy. P.S I got some of these ideas on here from "Friends." So don't sue either.
by
friends fan
(jag655@hotmail.com)
First scene in office Max working and Fran walks in.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield, ya wanna come watch "The Wizard of Oz" with me and the kids?
Max: I’m afraid not I’ve got to finish this work before CC leaves.
Fran: She’s leaving Niles?!
Max: No she and Niles are flying to Vegas to…
Fran: They’re eloping?!
Max: Are you going to let me finish?
Fran: Ok.
Max: They’re fling to Vegas to go look at chapels and hotels.
Fran: So they can elope.
Max: Right. No, wrong.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield you’re information to confusing. I’ll just ask Niles.
Theme song
Kitchen Niles and CC in a passionate kiss. Fran enters.
Fran: Niles!
CC: I told you we should’ve gone to you’re room.
Fran: Hey what’s the deal with you two going to Vegas?
Niles: We’ve decided to go look for a place to get married.
Fran: Oooh.
Max: I just said the same bloody thing!
Fran: No you said chapels and hotels.
CC: Well while you two settle this we’re leaving.
Fran: Oh. Bye
Max: Have a safe trip.
Fran: And if you feel like there’s too much pressure you can always get married after me!
Max: We’ll do fine with out you two have a good time.
Scene flips living room a mess. Max in suit and Fran in a red low cut top and jeans.
Fran: We’ll do fine with out them heh?
Max: Well what are we going to to do? They’re all the way in Vegas.
Fran: Hmm? Kids! Pack your bags we’re going on a trip!
Max: Miss. Fine!
Fran: Would you trust me on this.
Max: The last time I trusted you on something like this... Well do you really want to review over that?
She gives him a look.
Vegas Niles and cc in bed his arms wrapped a round her.
CC: Niles we’ve been here three days and haven’t looked at one chapel or hotel except for this.
Niles: Alright tomorrow we’ll go look find the prettiest one and then come back her.
CC: Kay.
He starts kissing her neck.
CC moaning: OH…
Fran os: Niles!
Niles gives cc a look
Niles: You know I don’t find Miss. Fine’s voice a turn on.
CC scared: I didn’t do that.
Niles: But she’s in New York.
CC: Maybes there two f them. No that would mean it’s the end of the world.
He gets up puts on his robe while cc covers herself with the blankets. Niles opens door.
Niles: Miss. Fine what are you doing here.
Fran: Oh I wanted to go shopping,
CC: All the way in Vegas.
Fran: Eh big sale.
Niles: At 3 o’clock in the morning.
Fran: It’s an early bird sale.
CC: You know what usually happens to the early birds who wake up this early?
Fran: They get a discount?
CC: No they get Killed!
Niles: Alright Miss. Fine what happened?
Fran: Nothing. We just wanted to be with you two when you find the place you wanna. The house was too quiet, (under her breath) and messy. (Normal) business is great (under her breath) or it will be once you get there. (Normal). Plus we missed you.
Niles & CC: Alright.
Fran: Great. Oh and by the way, when we get home get ready to work over time.
Next scene kids in casino.
Maggie: Brighton I can’t gamble I’m one year under age.
B: Hey we both want more money right?
Grace: Maggie, pull that one.
She pointed to a slot machine. Maggie dose so and wins some money. Guy comes.
Guy: Are they with you miss?
Maggie: Uh...Yeah.
Next scene Max in suit and Fran wearing a blue shirt and purple skrit, in Niles and cc hotel room.
Fran whining: When are they coming?
Max: I’m not sure.
Fran: Well I’m bored.
Max: Well let’s see what they have in the fridge.
Opens door looks inside.
Fran: Five bucks says there’s nothing but booze.
Max: Well pay up Miss. Fine. There’s some booze, whip cream, chocolate syrup, grapes, and strawberries.
Fran: Oy worse.
Max: I don’t want to eat any of that. Ever again.
Fran: I’ve got some leftovers from last night in mine and the girl’s room.
Fran’s room
Fran: So you want lobster or shrimp?
Max: Shrimp.
Fran: Oh but we don’t have any beverages.
Max: I’ll take care of that.
He exits then comes back with some wine minutes later.
Fran: Ho ha, Mr. Sheffield ya trying to liquor me up?
Max: Maybe. That way we can stuff you in a bag and go home.
Fran: Oh come on Mr. Sheffield ya gotta have a little bitty fun. Let’s go down to the casino.
Max: Are you kidding me? With all those fans I had a hard enough time getting to my room. They think I look like Charles Shaughnessy. I don’t see it.
Fran: So we’ll play here.
Takes out a deck of cards.
Fran: Ya know how to play strip poker?
Next scene Niles in a red shirt and black pants and CC in jeans and a white button to the bottom top standing behind a tour guide who’s talking.
Niles: You think we can slip away into the bathroom?
CC: Now? Ok.
They run off. Then Niles stops.
CC: What?
Niles: Look.
Pointing to a slot machine.
CC: Niles no! Come on what would you rather see me naked or a slot machine?
Niles: Give me a second.
CC: Niles if you come with me you’ll be sure to get lucky.
Niles: Baby, I’ll get lucky either way as long as I’m with you. Because you’re my lucky charm for life.
He kisses her for a while then stops.
Niles: And for gambling. Come on.
He pulls her and they walk pass the kids.
Grace: Was that Niles?
B: I hope not.
Maggie: Now which one.
Grace: Uh that one.
Pointing to a slot machine, Maggie pulls it and… JACKPOT!
Grace: Maggie you won!
Niles: Maggie?
Kids: Hey Niles. Niles!
Niles: Miss. Margaret, what are you doing you’re under age what are you going to do when…
Man: Excuse me, but I’m the manager her and I’d like to know who pulled the machine.
Kids: Well…
Niles: I did.
Man: We’ll congratulations sir here is you’re check for 5 thousand dollars.
All: Five thousand dollars!
Niles to Maggie: We split this five ways.
Next scene Niles and CC’s hotel room.
CC: You know I’m starting to like… the kids.
Niles: Why because they made us 2,000 dollars richer?
CC: Right. Oh dam we’ve got to go look at that chapel.
Niles: Oh do we have to?
CC: You’re the one who made the appointment.
Next scene chapel.
Niles: This ones nice. Ok, let’s go.
CC: Oh no, you had to think about choosing between a slot machine and me naked. Now you have to wait butler boy.
Niles: It was a joke!
CC: Oo look a couples just coming out let’s ask them how they liked it.
Niles annoyed: OH!
CC: The sooner we get this over with the sooner we can leave.
Niles: What are we waiting for lets go stand by the door.
Don’t bite off more than you can chew
(The doors open)
There’s things down here the devil himself wouldn’t do.
Just remember when you let all go.
(The doors reveal a drunk Fran and max. Niles and cc just stand there moths wide open.)
What happens down in Mexico.
Max: Hello Mrs. Sheffield.
Fran: Hello Mr. Fine.
They walk off bump into each other than walk away in different directions.
Stays in Mexico.
Camera goes to Niles and cc who are still shocked.
To be continued
So what did you think? I was going to finish part two and send it but I was to busy planning my b day party. Any ways hoped you enjoyed please let me know.
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