Airs shortly after finale

The Vaction

by

Casey
(SingC25@aol.com)

[Early in the morning Fran walks into the kitchen of their new California Home to get a glass of water. When she enters and flickson the lights, she finds C.C. sitting on Niles's lap kissing him.]

Fran:Oy. You guys don't waste any time in the morning do you?

C.C.-Oh, Fran do you ever have a lot to learn. We NEVER waste any time.

[Niles and C.C. look at eachother and start kissing again.]

Fran:Oy.

[She raises one eyebrow, lifts her cup of water and exits the kitchen]

[Fades to ThemeSong]

[Niles, C.C., and Fran are sitting at the kitvhen table talking over coffee.]

Fran: C.C., how are you feeling today?

C.C.:oh, well I've beenhaving terrible mood swings.

Niles: Darling that has nothing to do with your pregnancy. You're just evil.

[C.C. gives him a dirty look]

Niles:But that's why I love you...

[Fran and Niles smile.]

[Maxwell enters the kitchen with a big grin on his face.

Fran: Oy, should I be worried about why you stayed out late last night?

[Max and Niles Laugh.]

Max: I haven't even sang Georgie Girl Yet! How did you know?

Fran: You better not have or I'm gonna have to slap you across the head.

Max: Geez I was just kidding.

Fran: Oy. Don't be such a schmeggegie.

[She smiles]

Max: well since everyone was wodering why I was smiling, and we already appointed what it wasn't, I have some great news! We're going to the Bahamas.!

Fran: That's Fabulous! I'm going to have to buy a new book to take with me...you know I've been aching to read that Cancer Schmancer book by Fran Drescher...I heard it's supposed to be relly good...

Niles and C.C.: Whoop-di-do.

Max: You're going too.

Niles and C.C.: Yah-Hoo!

[Sylvia enters in a hawaiian shirt and bathing suit wrap with a matching pattern]

Sylvia: Did somebody say we're going to the Bahammas?

Fran: Oh Max...You didn't!

Max: please don't hit me...

Fran: Oh Boy.

Max: Yes, I did.

Fran: Oy Vey!

Max:Sorry! I thought you would want your family to come.

Fran: You gotta be kiddin m! How long have we been married now? 2 years and you still don't know my dream other than marrying you?

Max: No, What is it?

Fran: That my parents would move to Boca!

Max: Oh Yeah, Sorry I forgot. Besides, your family will keep us entertained. They are funny.

Fran: Yeah well their funniness gets old after thirt...never mind how long I've been living with them, but all I'm tryin' to say is it gets very old. And so do I now that I mention it.

[She raises her eybrow]

Max: Well, are you going to calll the kids or what?

Fran: Why don't you do it?

Max: Because your voice carries.

Fran: Through the house?

Max: Through the country.

[Fran looks at him and smiles]

Fran: Maggie! Brighton! Gracie! Michael! Come quick! We have an announcement to make!

[Everyone makes their way into the kitchen]

Everybody: What Fran?

Max: Well, We've made a decision, we are all going on a trip to the Bahammas.

Everyone: Wow that's great!

Gracie: Fran, does that mean you're going to take me shopping for a new bathingsuit?

Fran: Sure Honey. I need one too. Max, Is it OK if Gracie and I go shopping for new bathing suits?

Max: Sure, that's fine. Fran, Gracie's bathing suit can NOT be as revealing as the oes you pick out.

Fran: Ooh-ha Maxwell!

Max: Oh, You know I didn' t mean it like that.

[Niles looks up]

Niles: Oh Sir, Why do you always have to spoil everyone's fun?

[Fran Smiles]

Max: Would you like to pay for your own room?

[Niles closes his mouth and shakes his head no]

Niles: Sorry Sir.

Fran:OK Grace, lets go. She grabs her purse and exits the house with Gracie.

[Scene fades to Store]

[Fran holds up a tiny hot pink thong bnikini to herself in the mirror. Gracie comes over holding a little red string bikini]

Gracie: Fran, Can I get this?

Fran: No Way sweetie. You're father will kill me If I let you buy that! Meanwhile it is very cute!

Gracie: But Fran! I'm following Daddy's rules! It's not as revealing as the one you picked out!

Fran: You May have just found your loop hole! OK let's buy it. Besides, if your father won't let you wear it, He'll let me wear it! And I like it!

Gracie: You know Fran, That bathing suit will not cover your tuchas at all.

[Fran looks at her with a half smile]

Fran: Honey...That's the point!

[Gracie looks discusted...They walk up to the register]

[Scene fades to a beach in the bahammas. Fran is laying on her back in a black and white Polka Dot Bikini, Max is laying next to her in a pair of blue trunks with yellow piping, then Maggie sitting in her beach chair next to Michael wearing a light pink one peice and Michael is wearing green trunks, then there are two empty towels, C.C. is in a lounge chair in a low cut black one peice bathing with the straps down suit reading a magazine, Niles is next to her in a hawaiian shirt and jean shorts on the sand]

Fran: Oh Max, this is beautiful! I needed a tan.

Max:Almost as beautiful as you Fran.

Fran: Stoppit, I'm blushing!

Max: Sorry.

Fran: Don't stop!

[Niles grabs C.C.'s magazine.She stars to get up whenshe remembers shehad put her straps down so she wouldn't get a tan line. She gently layedherself back down.]

Niles: Oh Damn. I Thought I woulda got you that time.

C.C.: I am too smart for you old man.

Niles gets up and runs away with her magazine.

[C.C. pulls her straps up and starts to chase him slowly. she couldn't reallly run since she was pregnant. They chase eachother into the hotel building.]

Fran: Oy, Those two. They are too much!

Max: I have an idea... Lets tell the kids that we're going back uo to the room..Tell Brighton to make sure when he leaves Gracie comes with him back to their rooms.

Fran: OOh- Ha! Maxwell!

Maggie: Eww Dad!

Fran: I would not be talking Missy. Remember when we thought you were pregnant?

Maggie: Oh Yeah um...Bye!

Max: will you go find the kids?

Fran: what am I? Your Nanny?

Max: No, You would be their step mother.

Fran: Oh yeah...flashback!

[Fran gets up...she soon finds Gracie flirting with a life guard in her red bikini.]

Fran: Oh Gracie!

Grace: Fran I'm kinda in the middle of something here.

[Fran notices how cute the life guard is]

Fran: I see that. well I just wanted to tell you that I'm going back to the hotel room. You go back to yours when Brighton is ready to go OK?

Gracie:Oh man

Fran: I'll let you stay out late.

Gracie: Oh! OK!

[Fran blows her a kiss]

Fran: Love Ya! Bye!

Lifeguard: Wow! Who is that?

Gracie: My Mom.

Lifeguard: Oh. Sorry.

Gracie: That's OK. I get that a lot.

[Fran then finds Brighton watching the girls in bikinis play volleyball]

Fran: BRIGHTON!

Brighton: Oy. What?

[He walks over to her.]

Fran: What? Am I embarrassing or something?

Brighton: Yes! I'm Busy!

Fran: Yeah...Right...well anyways...you can stay out late but make sure you have your sister with you.

Brighton: Oh Man!

Fran: You Can borrow your father's credit card.

[She pulls it out of her bikinitop and wavesit in front of his face]

Brighton: OK! Thanks Fran. Bye

Fran: [laughs] OK, Love ya. Bye.

[Later, Fran and Max in their room getting ready to go dancing Maxwell stars to pull his trunks off when he hears a noise coming from a suitcase. He walks over and unzips it and finds Yetta.]

Max: Yetta! What are you doing in there?!

Yetta: Oh No! You Saw me?

Max: I don't want to know what you mean by that. FRAN! Your grandmother stowed away in your makeup bag!

[Fran comes out of the bathroom dripping wet wrapped in a towel.]

Fran: OY! Yetta! How did you fit in there?

Yetta: You have a very big makeup bag.

Fran: Oh Boy...Yetta! What were you thinking doing that?

Yetta: Oh No! You saw me too?

Fran: I don't even want to know what you mean by that.

Yetta: well since I'm here, I should just go dancing with you guys.

Fran: Oh No you're not. You're going to Ma's room.

Yetta: But that yenta steals all the blankets!

Fran: Yetta! You are the Nuchsclep here! You stowed away in my Make up bag!

Yetta: Oy. What is my life coming to?

Farn:Ma! That's what your life is coming to! Now go!

[She points at the door]

Yetta: Sheesh. What a meshugeneh.

[She exits]

[On the dance floor..Max and Fran twirl gracefully onto the dance floor.

Fran looks gorgeous in her ballgown In the middle of the room, they meet up with Niles and C.C. who is also in a beautiful ball gown. C.C. and Fran look at eachother]

C.C. and Fran in Unison:Alright...twirl me, dip me..mambo 234!

[Niles and Max do as they are told at the ending of the dance the girls are held in Niles and Max's arms and they kiss.]

[After a few seconds they all look up]

All in unison: Ooh Ha!

[Fran throws her head back and smiles...zoom in...fade out]

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