Back to Fan FictionHello everyone! Time for the regular routine: None of these characters belong to me nor does the show. If it did the nanny would have had at least four more seasons. But hey, whata ya gonna do? So sit back with a pint of Cherry Garcia or coffe and in your leopard coffee cup pajamas (or is that just me?)and read the story. Don't forget the feedback.
by
Friends Fan
(pjg334@hotmail.com)
Niles wearing a blue button down shirt and some pants and CC in a black knee high dress enter the mansion which is a total mess. They are in kiss CC breaks it.
CC: You think we could go upstairs?
Niles: We could try.
They get it to another kiss and Niles lifts her off her feet and then Fran enters in a black sleeveless blouse and bright green mini skirt.
Fran: B! I told ya too… Woh you two the honeymoon is over, there are people here.
Niles: Oh sorry.
Fran: Yeah well ya can make it up to us by cleaning the mess.
Niles: What happened?
Fran: Wha this? Oh this is the smallest mess.
Niles: Can’t I make it up by making lasagna or something?
Fran: With toast or garlic bread?
Niles: Garlic.
Fran: All is forgiven.
They hug.
Niles: Ok see ya.
Fran: Wha? Wait where you going?
Niles and CC: Uh… unpack.
Fran: Oh you can do that later. Come sit talk.
CC: Fran we’d like to go before Maxwell sees us.
Fran: Ok fine go but first explain the trip.
CC: There was no trip!
Niles: Mr. Sheffield called last night and said he needed CC.
Fran: Oh well uh… did you get me a souvenir?
Niles: Did you tell Mr. Sheffield?
Fran: Quick go before he comes in.
She pushes them up the stairs and Max enters.
Max: Ah CC thank God you’re here. I can’t find the Robinson files. Oh and Niles could you get my lunch I skipped breakfast.
CC: That’s what you called me away from my honeymoon for?!
Max: No that’s just the beginning.
They exit towards the office
Fran: I can not believe him.
Niles: I know.
Fran: He said he liked breakfast.
Theme song
Same day Niles and Fran in the kitchen Niles is looking at a magazine and Fran is eating some cake
Niles: Look at this. That could be me and CC on that beach.
Fran: Niles ya and I both know, you and CC would not be out on that beach ya’d be in your room.
Niles gives her a look
Niles: You’re not helping.
Fran: Oh come on Niles whata ya complain’ about? You’re married and you’re gonna have a baby. I’m only half way there.
Niles: But you could be in the same place.
Fran: Oy don’t even start, I’m getting enough of this from ma.
Niles: Alright I’m sorry. (pause) So when are you going to tell him?
Fran rolls her eyes.
Fran: I don’t know.
Niles: Well you better tell him soon or the baby will be telling him.
Fran: Ya know that’s not such a bad idea.
Niles: Oh no Miss. Fine don’t even think about it.
Fran: I’m not thinking about leaving. How ‘bout I hide it?
Niles: Well I don’t know I think he may get suspicious, once he sees your pregnant belly when you sit on his desk, or when a baby starts coming out of you. But if you can get past the last part than the rest will be a snitch.
Fran: So I won’t sit on his desk, and before I deliver I’ll go on vacation.
Niles: Miss. Fine this isn’t like some TV show where you can hide behind plants posters and big bags.
Fran: Oh I guess you’re right, I’ll try and tell him tomorrow.
Niles: Are you sure you can wait that long?
Fran: I’m not you, I could wait forever.
Niles: But you don’t have forever.
Fran: Now you’re not helping.
Niles: Just think the sooner you tell him the sooner it will be over with.
Fran: Ya think he’s busy right now?
Next scene
Same day office
Fran: Knock knock, Mr. Sheffield, I need to tell ya something. Are ya busy?
Max: Yes, but if it’s important…
Fran: Oh no it’s not. Don’t worry finish you’re work, take ya time.
Niles quietly so only Fran can hear: We’re having a baby, my baby and me.
Fran: On second thought, it’s kinda important.
Max: Oh alright should this take long?
Fran: Well…
Max: Oh God, if it’s taking you this long to think about it. CC see if you can finish this tonight please.
CC & Niles: But sir/Maxwell…
Max: No buts you two. Now please leave Miss. Fine and I alone.
Niles: Only if we can have our honeymoon back.
Max: No.
CC: Then we stay.
Max: Fine, I’m sure you two will find out either way.
Niles: Come here brunette.
They kiss passionately.
Max: Alright Miss. Fine go ahead.
Fran: Well ya see Remember last…
Moaning is heard
Fran: eh mon… Mr. Sheffield tell ‘em to stop.
Max: Thank you. Niles CC!
They were on the green couch, Niles on top of CC.
Max: Out!
They get up and start walking towards the door until Niles spins CC around and kisses her. Max pushes them out and Fran closes the door.
Fran: Ya know they’re just doing it to annoy us.
Max: Yes, but when is it going to stop?
Fran: I’m hopping in a hour. Meanwhile Mr. Sheffield the thing I need to tell you about is I’m pregnant.
Max has a hurt look on his face but is trying to hide it.
Max: Well congratulations who’s the father?
Fran: Well ya see Mr. Sheffield the father is you. Ya want some tea?
Max now has a face of confusion, surprise, and anger.
Max: Miss. Fine why would you say something like that?
Fran: Well because it’s true.
Max: No it’s not, it can’t be!
Fran: Mr. Sheffield, are ya saying I’m lying?
Max: Well Miss. Fine it wouldn’t be the first time.
Fran gives him a shocked look
Max: Look Miss. Fine I know what you’re up to.
Fran: Oh and what’s that?
Max: You slept with some loser, you’re going to have his child and you want me to be it’s father so I can play the bills and so it can have a father!
Fran: I can’t believe you Mr. Sheffield!
Max: Me? I can’t believe you!
Fran: Look Mr. Sheffield this baby inside of me is yours but if you don’t want to see it you don’t have to!
She slammed the door
Next scene Niles with an apron on and cc
Niles: CC, Mr. Sheffield should be in there for a while.
CC: Niles I have to finish this.
Niles: Later.
They kiss and the door swings open to reveal Max and Niles spins CC and she falls on the floor and she stays there.
Max: Niles?
Niles: Sir.
Max: Niles why would Miss. Fine say such a thing?
Niles: What?
Max: About her baby.
Niles: Don’t you mean your baby?
Max: Oh come on Niles, you didn’t really believe that did you?
Niles: I had to sir, once she told me everything.
Max: What everything?
Niles: Yes her being two months pregnant and if you two would have stayed married you’d be celebrating your two month anniversary. Why what did you do?!
Max: I told her she was lying about me being the father that she slept with some loser.
Niles under his breath: Well she did.
Max: Oh God Niles, what are we going to do?
Niles: What do you mean we?
Max: Niles, I’m going to need your help finding her.
Niles: What do you mean?
Max: She told me if I didn’t want to see the baby then I wouldn’t have to and then she left.
Niles: Oh I miss everything.
Max: Well maybe if you weren’t necking with you’re wife in a corner. Now take off that apron, put on you’re jacket, bring the car around and help CC off the floor.
Niles: O!
Next scene max in the car in passenger’s seat it’s raining
Max: Oh God, we’re never going to find her.
Niles enters soaking wet
Niles: Sir we’ve or should I say I’ve checked every where, the movies, the mall, all the restraints.
Max: We’ll check again then.
Niles: Sir, I’m wet, tired, and…
Cell phone rings Niles answers it
Niles: Hello? Uh ha. Ok bye.
He starts the car
Max: Who was that?
Niles: CC, it turns out Miss. Fine has been in her room.
Max: Oh thank God, lets go home I’m beat.
Next scene
Sheffield kitchen CC and Fran at the table eating some ice cream from the gallon, Niles still wet and Max enter CC stands up and tries not to laugh.
CC still trying not to laugh: Niles, what happened?
Niles: I don’t want to talk about it.
Max: Miss. Fine we need to talk.
Fran: Ok.
Max: Miss Fine I will not did you say ok?
Fran: Yeah, CC and I talked.
Fran smiles at CC who smiles back Niles I about to wrap his arms around
CC: Don’t even think about it Handy wipe.
Niles: Oh the worst thing it’s gonna do is melt you.
He takes off his suit jacket lifts it over her head and squeezes the water on her she yells and runs up the stair and Niles follows
Fran: So what do ya wanna talk about?
Max: Well us.
Fran: Us?
Max: Yes, Miss. Fine I’m sorry I called you a liar.
Fran: Is that all cause I already forgave ya for that.
Max: Miss. Fine I am excited about our baby, and I’m sorry if I didn’t show it.
Fran: Ya think?
Max: Miss. Fine will you marry me?
Fran: No.
Max: What why?
Fran: Mr. Sheffield it’s a very sweet offer but I don’t want to marry you because of this baby. Oy Niles and Ma now have a sudden erg to kill me. I want to marry you because you love me. Thanks but no thanks.
Max: Miss. Fine I just spent two and a half hours looking for you in the rain.
Fran: So then why aren’t you soaking wet?
Max: Uh…
Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield no is no. But don’t give up on me after all I still haven’t given up on you.
They hug
Max: Oh I’m sorry for not believing you.
Fran: And I’m sorry for making ya make Niles look for me in the rain.
Next scene
Niles and cc at the doors office CC’s getting a sonogram by a Doctor played by Courtney Cox
Dr Duncan: And there’s your baby. I’ll give you two a minute.
She exits
Niles: Oh CC I love you.
Kisses the top of her head
CC: I love you. Niles?
Niles: Hm?
CC: I don’t see it.
Niles: What?
CC: I don’t see it. Oh this a great start.
Niles: I thought you said you came over here when you found out.
CC: I didn’t and I didn’t see it then either.
Niles: Alright look you say that right there.
He points to the screen
Niles: CC that’s not a peanut they feed you at the circus that our baby.
CC: Oh my God, I see it now. Oh where would I be with out you Lemmon Pledge?
Niles: No here that’s for sure.
CC: Then I’m glad I found you.
They kiss a couple of buildings a way Fran in jeans and I tight red sweater and Max in the waiting room
Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield I’m so nervous.
Max: Miss. Fine relax this is going to be the most memorable moment in your life.
Fran: What if I can’t see it?
Max: You’re not CC.
Minutes later Fran and Max are in the room with Dr. Reynolds
Dr. Reynolds: Here’s you’re baby, I’ll be right back.
She exits
Max: Amazing isn’t it?
Fran: Yeah who would have thought babies look like peanuts. Good thing they don’t when they’re born or me and Nay wouldn’t be here today.
Max: There’s your baby.
Fran: Our bay, Mr. Sheffield.
Max: Right our baby.
The End
Hope you enjoyed please let me know and uh… No one sue.
The title came from a song Ricky sang on I love Lucy. Another one of my fav TV shows.
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