This is my first fan-fic, so please e-mail me and tell me what ya think!

What ever you do! Don't!

by

Danielle
(shaniatwainrox@hotmail.com)

Fran is sitting on the living room couch wearing her fuzzy robe along with her slippers. Her hair is tied up in a messy bun. Niles walks in with a laundry basket in one hand and picks up toys and clothes with the other.

Fran: Hiya Niles. Whatcha doing?

Niles: Oh nothing Miss Fine, I am just cleaning up. This place is a mess.

Fran: Oy, do I know its a mess!

Niles: Well, while I'm at it, do you want me to clean your room. I'm heading up stairs anyway.

Fran yells: NO!

Niles: Why not?

Fran: Because, um, you'll get mad.

Niles: No I wont. Why would I?

Fran: Because, you see this mess down here?

Niles: Yes.

Fran: well, imagine it, 3 times bigger.

Niles: Okay.

Fran: That's my room.

Niles: Ohh. You are so lucky you warned me.

Fran: I know.

Niles leaves to the kitchen. Mr. Sheffield walks in from his office.

Max: Hello Ms. Fine.

Fran: Hi Mr. Sheffield.

Max: Are you going to be busy, saturday night?

Fran excited: Why?

Max: Because, i need you to watch the children.

Fran sadley: Oh.

She sighs.

Max: Are you?

Fran: I can watch them.

Max: Thank you.

He walks away.

Fran thinks to her self: Oy, is he gorgous! The way he walks, the way he talks, the way he smiles, I get weak just watching him. He is driving me crazy. Those eyes. Oy do they hypnotise me! He's got my heart under attack. I love him. Oy Vey! I need him.

The three sheffield walked in the front door from school and dropped their backpacks near the closet and hung up their coats. That knocked Fran out of Fantasy land.

Maggie: Hi Fran, I have a science project due friday, and I need help.

Brighton: And I need help on my math homework.

Grace: And I have a play date with Tiffany, then her parents will take us to Ballet, but you have to pick me up, and the take me to Dr. Borts.

Fran: Nice to see ya to!

All three: Oh sorry, but could you help?

Fran: Yea yea. Go into the kitchen, Niles has your snacks.

Three: Thanks Fran!

They all go into the kitchen. The next morning Fran is getting up and think what she has to do today.

Fran yawning: Lets see, what do I have to do today. I have to take Brighton to Tiffanys, the pick him up from ballet, Then I have to help Gracie with her science project, the take Maggie to Dr. Borts, and help her with her math home work. No wait, that isnt right. Um, Brigton, math homework, Maggie ballet and therapy, and Grace's science project and pick up from tiffanys. No that still isnt right. Maggie, Science project, Grace Therapy, Ballet, and Tiffany's, and B has math homework. Yea. That sounds about right. Oy, I am loosing my touch.

Fran hops into the shower, decideds on cucomber melon, from B&B for her smell today. She puts the soap on and shaves her legs, the puts on the body wash, rinses that off, and then the shampoo and conditioner. she gets out and puts on her robe and slippers. She drys her hair, puts it up in a messy bun, puts on her make-up and goes downstairs into the kitchen.

Fran: Good morning everyone!

Everyone: Good morning.

Fran: Okay kids, correct me if I am wrong, but after school, I gotta take Grace to Tiffany's, then her parents will take you to ballet, then I have to pick you up, then take you to therapy. Maggie, I have your science project, and Brighton, math. Am I correct?

Max: Very good Ms. Fine.

Fran: I know. Niles, whats for breakfast?

Niles: Belgian waffles. One Ms. Fine?

Fran: Niles! How long have you known me?

Niles: Right. 3 waffles. Or 4?

Fran: Hello! That was a stupid question!

Niles: I know.

He hands her 4 waffles, with a side of cantalope. As soon as the plate sits down on the table, she imediatly digs in. The three sheffield children leave for school, Max goes into his office, and Fran decides to go shopping (suprise Suprise) while the kids are at school.

Driving on her way, she turns on the radio. Today she felt like country. So she turned it to KFRG.

Radio host: And that was Big & Rich with their big hit "Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy" And here's Shania Twain with " What ever you do! Don't!

Deep in Denialville

Tryin' a' fight the way I feel

I go jello when you smile

I start blushin'-my head rushin'

If you stand too close to me

I might melt down from the heat

If ya' look my way one more time

I'm gonna go out of my mind

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

You stop me in my tracks

My heart pumpin' to the max

I'm such a sucker for your eyes

They permanently paralyze

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

(Whatever you do, don't do that to me)

You got my heart under attack

You give me shivers down my back

D'ya have to walk the way you do?

I get weak just watchin' you

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

Don't do that-don't do that

Fran was practicly in awe. That song reminded her of Max. She needed to talk to him. She goes to Victoria's Secret, and just happend to see the same sexy negligee she saw in a magazine. So she baught it (Wink Wink) Then went to the cd store, baught the CD that had that song on it.

Deep in Denialville

Tryin' a' fight the way I feel

I go jello when you smile

I start blushin'-my head rushin'

If you stand too close to me

I might melt down from the heat

If ya' look my way one more time

I'm gonna go out of my mind

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

You stop me in my tracks

My heart pumpin' to the max

I'm such a sucker for your eyes

They permanently paralyze

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

(Whatever you do, don't do that to me)

You got my heart under attack

You give me shivers down my back

D'ya have to walk the way you do?

I get weak just watchin' you

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

Don't do that-don't do that

Fran was in complete awe. Oh, how did that song remind her of Mr. Sheffield. She had to talk to him, she was just going to burst, at the sight of him. So she went to the mall went into victoria secret and saw a very sexy black negligee (Wink Wink) and bought it.

She went home as fast as she can. Luckily she saw no sign of Niles or C.C. She went strait into Mr. Sheffield's office with CD player in hand. She opened the door slightley, to get a veiw, of the man who was driving her crazy. Oh, how she longed for him. She opened the door fulley. She couldnt hold it any longer.

Fran: Mr. Sheffield. I need you to listen to this. Its, Its' Its how you make me feel. Here.

She set it on his desk, he pressed play.

Deep in Denialville

Tryin' a' fight the way I feel

I go jello when you smile

I start blushin'-my head rushin'

If you stand too close to me

I might melt down from the heat

If ya' look my way one more time

I'm gonna go out of my mind

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

You stop me in my tracks

My heart pumpin' to the max

I'm such a sucker for your eyes

They permanently paralyze

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

(Whatever you do, don't do that to me)

You got my heart under attack

You give me shivers down my back

D'ya have to walk the way you do?

I get weak just watchin' you

Whatever you do...

Don't even think about it!

Don't go and get me started!

Don't you dare drive me crazy!

Don't do that to me baby!

Don't do that-don't do that

The song was over. He relized at that moment, he couldnt hold it either.

Max: Ms. Fine, Oh, Fran, I am so glad, you made me listen to this song!

Fran: Huh?

Fran was so relevied

Max: Fran I love you!

Fran: I love you to! I am so happy, you are in my life. But first thing first. DO you know how long you made me suffer just looking at you?

Max: Oh, I am just so Sorry!

He said then pulled her in for a long passanoite, well over due kiss.

Max: I love you Fran!

Fran: I love you more, Max!

Whoa!

Huh! Huh!

(Aww, Baby)

I'm having me a party

(I don't think I can come)

Uh,uh, this ain't just any kind of party

(Nah, I think I'll stay at home)

Uh, oh, no It's gonna be really, really hot

(Startin' to sound good)

I'm gonna put you on the spot

(Baby, maybe I should)

Yeah, there'll be lots of one on one

(Guess I could be there)

Come on and join the fun

(What should I wear?)

I'll tell you that it..

It doesn't matter what you wear

'Cause it's only gonna be

you and me there (Whoa!)

I'm having a party

A party for two

Invitin' nobody

Nobody but you

You'll be sexy in your socks

(We could polish the floors)

In case that anybody knocks

(Let's lock all the doors)

Yeah, all the things I'm gonna do

(I'm gonna do with you)

I wanna try something new

(I wanna try it, too)

I tell you that it...

(It doesn't matter)

uh, uh

(What I wear)

('Cause it's only gonna be)

You and me there

I'm having a party

A party for two (yeah)

Ain't invitin' nobody

Nobody but you (yeah)

Yeah, you

(I'm here) You're there

(That's all) we really need

(We're gonna) We're gonna party hearty

(Just) Just you and me

(Don't) Don't think about it now

(Don't) Don't even doubt it now

(I'm inviting you to a) party for two

(Whoa!)

shake it, shake it

(Come on baby!)

Aww, all the things I'm gonna do

(I'm gonna do with you)

I'm gonna try something new with you, boy

(I wanna try that, too)

I'll tell you that it..

It doesn't matter what you wear

('Cause it's only gonna be)

It's only gonna be you and me

(Awwwww, yeah)

I'm havin' a party

(A little bitty party baby)

A party for two

It's just me and you

(That's right)

Invitin' noboby

I ain't inviting anybody

(Nobody baby)

nobody but you

[Chorus (alternating voices, double lyrics)]

Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on)

Come on, Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on, yeah)

Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on)

Come on, Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on, yeah)

(Just you and me there)

That was great!

(Let's do it again!)

Their Having A party for Two!

What ever you do dont: Courtesey of Shania Twian

Party for two: Courtesy of Shania Twain

Back to Fan Fiction

Back to The Really Unofficial Nanny Home Page