Season Five
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 Fran and Niles discover they both want the coming weekend off; Niles for a Butler Glee Club competition and Fran for a family reunion at Niagara Falls. |  They both try to convince Mr. Sheffield they should be the one to get the time. Fran seems to be winning, but..... Max: In all fairness Miss Fine, Niles did ask me first. |  Fran: He's wearing your suit! Niles: She's wearing Miss Grace's skirt! Fran: And that's how I just won. |
 Niles is peeved because he thinks Fran got her way because of the way she looks. Niles: Oh please. 'Oh Mr. Sheffield, ya mind if I dust your desk with my touchas?' |  Niles is so angry, he turns to C.C. to help him get back at Fran. |  They play a series of practical jokes on Fran, hurting her feelings. |
 Fran and Niles finally talk and Niles suggests that Fran invite the family to go with her to Niagara Falls. He points out that Niagara Falls is the engagement capital of the world and Mr. Sheffield is likely to propose on the spot. |  Fran is excited about the idea and enlists the kids to help her. Now all she has to do is convince Mr. Sheffield to go. It isn't too hard. Max: All right, all right, I know when I'm outnumbered. Seems we're going to Niagara Falls for the Fine Family Reunion. |
 The reunion is being held on The Maid of the Mist and Max gets an eyeful of the Fine family. |  But Fran is having trouble standing up, much less hearing. Max: It's magical, it's just magical! Oh Miss Fine, will you marry me? Fran: What did you say? Max: I said..... but just then a big wave comes and knocks him down. |
 The boat gets closer and Max is overwhelmed by the 'magic of the falls.' |
 Back home, Max is sporting a bandage on his head and Fran explains to Val that he didn't remember a thing about the trip and he also thinks that he is the butler. |  Fran: Niles, don't you think you should tell him? Niles: Well, if you like, but he also thinks the butler's fooling around with the nanny. Fran: (to Max) Ya cleaned enough, it's time to rest. and off they go! |  But it doesn't last long. Max: Miss Fine, I'm most dreadfully sorry. Thank God I remembered who I was before anything happened. |
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Why Can't We Be Friends
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Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I seen you 'round for a long long time I really 'membered you when you drink my wine Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown I called you but you could not look around I bring my money to the welfare line I see you standing in it every time Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? The color of your skin don't matter to me As long as we can live in harmony I'd kinda like to be the President so I can show you how your money's spent |
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