Season Five
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 Fran, Sylvia and Grace enjoy a bowl of diet soup that Sylvia brought over. |  Val's cousin Gigi got two tickets to Michael Bolton's launching party for his opera CD that night. Val offers them to Fran and she decides to invite Mr. Sheffield. |  He accepts, but Fran is shocked to find a disgusting rash covering her entire body. |
 She goes to the drugstore to buy some ointment but it doesn't help. |  Niles: Miss Fine, no one wants this more than I do, but your whole body is covered with blotches. Why don't you just cancel this evening? Fran: Five years, two dates?!! I don't care if I gotta lose a toe and keep it on ice in my purse, I'm goin'!! |
 Mr. Sheffield is happy that they are going out, but Fran doesn't tell him about the rash. Niles helps her out by scratching the itch. |
 They arrive at the party and everything is very romantic, but Fran just can't stop scratching. |  Michael sings, and something gets Maxwell in the mood. Max: You look so beautiful tonight. I rather wish we were alone. Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield, you don't know how good that makes me feel. Max: What do you say the two of us just slip away? Fran:Yes, yes! Oh I can't wait to get out of this dress. Max:Then, I'll go get us a room. Fran:Okay. |
 They meet Michael Bolton and Fran gets an autograph, still itching. |
 They arrive at the room and Mr. Sheffield pours champagne. Fran has an alternative use for the ice: soothing her sore skin. Fran:Oh, oh, oohoooohhhhh! Max: Hey wait for me! |  Fran realizes she has got a serious problem here and calls home to delay things. While Mr. Sheffield is on the phone, she slips away. |  She heads to the hospital and has the mazel to get a doctor on his first night of seeing patients. He gives her a shot of cortisone to relieve the itching, but fails to ask if she is allergic to any medications..... |
 Back at the hotel, Max is still listening to Gracie go on. Finally, he asks to talk to Niles. Max: Put her to bed! |  Fran:Oh how long have we dreamt of this moment. Max: Here we.... Fran:What? What's the matter?? Ohhh, oh my God! |
 Fran arrives back and slips on the bed. Max is ready and waiting. Max: Wait right there, don't you move, don't move a thing. |
 They rush back to the hospital. Fran:Oh Mr. Sheffield, you're never going to find me attractive again. Max: Oh Miss Fine, don't you be ridiculous. There's two, three, six times as much of you to love! |  They give her a shot to counteract the cortisone and discover that the original rash was from the pumpkin tortellini that was in the diet soup that Sylvia had given her. |  C.C.:Maxwell there's a horrifying glimpse of the future. The 250 pound apple doesn't fall far from the tree. |
 Max: Oh good morning Miss Fine. Glad to see you're all back to normal. Fran:Yeah, much better thank you. Max:You know it's a real pity we were interrupted. I thought maybe tonight we could pick up where we left off. Fran:Ya know Mr. Sheffield I really prefer when things are kind of spontaneous. |  Max: Well, perhaps you're right. Maybe it's a sign we should wait. Fran:We'll know when the time is right. Max leaves and Fran comes out from behind the counter. Fran:Oy I could kill you Ma. |
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In The Mood
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Mr. What-ya-call-em what you doin tonight Hope you're in the mood because I'm feeling just right How's about a corner with a table for two Where the music's mellow in some gay rendezvous There's no chance romancin' with a blue attitude You got to do some dancin' to get in the mood Sister What-ya-call-em that's a kindly idea Something swing-a-dilla would be good to my ear Ev'rybody must agree the dancin' has charm When you have the certain one you love in your arms Steppin' out with you will be a sweet interlude A builder-up with that will put me in the mood In the mood - that's it I got it In the mood - your ear will spot it In the mood - oh what a hot hit Be alive and get the jive You've got to learn how Hep, hep, hep - hep like a hepper Pep, pep, pep - hot as a pepper Step, step, step - step like a stepper We're muggin' and huggin' We're in the mood now |
Mr. What-ya-call-em all you needed was fun
You can see the wonders that this evenin' has done Your feet were so heavy 'til they hardly could move Now they're light as feathers and you're right in the groove You were only hungry for some musical food You're positively, absolutely in the mood Sister What-ya-call-em I'm indebted to you It all goes to show what food and fluids can do Never felt so happy and so fully alive Seems that jammin' jumpin' is a powerful jive Swingeroo is giving me a new attitude My heart is full of rhythm and I'm in the mood In the mood that's it 'cause I got it and I'm In the mood your ear will spot it when you're In the mood bobbity bop a diddly-bop-a-bop-a Be alive and get the jive You've got to learn how Hep, hep, hep, you're hep like a hepper full of Pep, pep, pep, you're hot as a pepper and you Step, step, step, step step like a stepper We're muggin' and now we're huggin' 'Cause we're in the mood |