Great Moments in Nanny History

Season Five

    
     

5.22 The Wedding

written by: Caryn Lucas

Maxwell follows Sylvia out. Max: Hello darling. Fran: Hi. Max: Listen, I don't know if you've checked your day planner recently, but if you look under today's date it says "get married"! Fran: Don't yell at me. Can't you see I'm falling apart? The wedding is over.

Max: Sweetheart, what do you mean the wedding is over? Fran explains that Jocelyn and Lester are divorcing and since their situations are similar, she's afraid Maxwell will get bored with her just like Joc did Lester.

Max explains why that won't happen. Max: I love your vivacity, your guilelessness, your irreverence. Fran: Could you use words I understand? Max: I love your pizzazz, your fire, your passion. I love the way you get excited over a good piece of coffee cake. Fran: Or even a bad one.	Max: Oh and I love that smile. Do you really need more? Fran: Would you mind?
	Max: Oh Fran, I love the way you love, with all your heart and all your soul. The way you love the children, the way they worship you. You blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind and made us all feel alive again. For that alone, I'll love you forever.

She is convinced and the ceremony begins.

Priest: Maxwell, do you promise to love and cherish Francine in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live? Max: I do.	Both: By the power vested in us we now pronounce you husband and wife. Kiss your bride.
Rabbi: Francine, do you... Fran: I do.

The reception begins.

Aunt Marilyn: I don't want to say anything, but could this chicken be drier? Aunt Rose: I'll take the dry chicken over the fishy Salmon.

Priest: He's a god. Rabbi: He's a man. Brighton: Guys, this is hardly the place for a religious debate. Priest: We're talkin' about Sinatra.

C.C.: Oh Niles, now that Maxwell's taken, my life is over. Niles: Oh Miss Babcock, you always underestimate yourself. You have a lot to offer a man. You're witty, you're sophisticated, you're beautiful, you're sexy.

C.C.: How many times have you done that tonight? Niles:About 12. Dance with me. C.C.: Okay Butler Boy.

Uncle Stanley has had it with the insults. Fran: Oh Uncle Stanley, please, they don't mean any harm by it, they're just from another culture. Uncle Stanley: I'm talking about our side!	Fran: Oh, we can't leave yet, they haven't thrown the bouquet. Max: Darling, you do that. You're the bride, remember? Fran: And there's your silver lining.
Max: Oh darling, what do you say we just get out of here?

Fran: I can't believe I'm kissing a married man. Max: How would you like to join one in the bedroom? Fran: Oh, that would be so wrong. Max: Oh my God Fran, you look exquisite in this moonlight. Fran: Well, after 29, a girl's best light is candle and/or moon.	Max: I love you my darling. Fran: I love you.
	Max: Don't move. Don't move an inch. I want to remember you just like this. Let me get a camera.

Max goes off to get the camera and Fran just has to pose on the railing. aah! There is a small splash.

Fran? Fran?? Darling?? Fran??? Miss Fine!!!!

Fran: [gurgling] It's Mrs. Sheffield! Max: Hang on Darling, I'm coming!!

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