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4.13 Kissing Cousins

written by: Caryn Lucas

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Fran is going to be in her cousins wedding, though she isn't thrilled with the fashion statement.
Grace: Fran, when you get married, can I be your flower girl?
Fran: Sure honey, if you still feel that way when you're forty.

Fran is getting ready for her date with Bob and Max has his usual pangs of jealousy.
Max: So Miss Fine, what's this Bob fellow like?
Fran: Oh he is so adorable, you're going to love him. I can't wait for you to meet him.
Max: Well the important thing is that you love him. Do you love him Miss Fine?
Fran: Don't be ridiculous. It took me three year to fall in love with you..... hoo Chocolate Beverage. Moving on.

Fran and Val are out at a bar hoping to get picked up. They run into C.C. and the three of them hang out together. Finally, a live one picks up Fran.

Bob turns out to be the man of Fran's dreams: nice, handsome, rich, Jewish, and a doctor!

Fran imagines what life would be like if she married Bob~~just like Alexis on Dynasty.

The next morning at breakfast
Fran: Raise your hand if you're in love!
Niles: (to Max) Raise your hand if you're going to die a bitter lonely old Englishman.

Sylvia arrives and Fran shares her happiness.
Fran: Ma, I didn't want to tell you this cause you always get so carried away, but Ma, I met the man I'm going to marry!
Max: What?
Niles: Miss Fine, don't you think you're moving a little too fast?
Sylvia: Please, you don't know how old she is. She's going to be thirt.... mmmm, chocolate chips in the pancakes?

The day of her cousins wedding arrives and Fran is surprised to find that her new boyfriend Bob is the groomsman she is matched with. But she is even more surprised when it turns out they are cousins!

Max hates to see Fran so depressed over losing another likely candidate so he decides it's time she gets some therapy.

The therapist determines that Fran is a little obsessed with getting married and recommends that she give up trying to please men all the time. Max is happy with the results of her therapy, until he started thinking of some of the consequences.
Max: Wait Miss Fine, your going to a club dressed like that?
Fran: Oh yeah, it's part of my therapy. I no longer dress for men. No more jumping on your desk in tight little skirts, no more parading around the house in cute little crop tops or wiggling around in my bikinis on the beach. Oh by the way, here's the bill.

At soon as she gets outside though, Fran takes off the coat to reveal her standard short cute dress underneath.
Val: What happened to not dressing for men?
Fran: It's a process, meanwhile does he look depressed?
Val: Yeah.
Fran: Therapy's working!



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Goodbye To Love

I'll say goodbye to love
No one ever cared if I should live or die
Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
And all I know of love is how to live without it
I just can't seem to find it.

So I've made my mind up I must live my life alone
And though it's not the easy way
I guess I've always known
I'd say goodbye to love.

There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine
Surely time will lose these bitter memories
And I'll find that there is someone to believe in
And to live for something I could live for.

All the years of useless search have finally reached an end
Loneliness and empty days will be my only friend
From this day love is forgotten
I'll go on as best I can.

I'll say goodbye to love
No one ever cared if I should live or die
Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
And all I know of love is how to live without it
I just can't seem to find it.

What lies in the future is a mystery to us all
No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls
There may come a time when I will see that I've been wrong
But for now this is my song.
And it's goodbye to love
I'll say goodbye to love.


"Goodbye To Love"