Season Four
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![]() It's Valentines Day and Mr. Sheffield's gift to Fran is a card that reads in part: "Happy Valentines Day, Stupid." Let's just say it didn't exactly thrill her. | ![]() During the ensuing fight Max: I wish I'd never said 'I love you' in the first place. Fran: Oh, my, my whole nervous system just shut down. | ![]() Sylvia is worried that some guy is after Yetta for her money so, to protect her, she and Fran go down to the bank to make sure Sylvia's signature is required on all Yetta's accounts. |
![]() While they are there, a robber comes in and holds them all hostage. | ![]() Back at home, they hear on the news about the robbery and are suitably worried. | ![]() But Fran and Sylvia make friends with the robber. |
![]() Max, Niles and Val wait outside. | ![]() Back at home, Fran gives Max her Valentines Day gift, a card that reads: For Valentines Day I give you my heart...... worm. Mr. Sheffield doesn't get the joke. |
![]() When they emerge, Fran is still mad at Mr. Sheffield, prompting him to let her know how he feels about her. Max: I'm not sorry I told you 'I love you.' |
My Funny Valentine
Written by Rodgers/Hart
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My funny Valentine Sweet comic Valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you're my favourite work of art Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak Are you smart? But don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little Valentine stay Each day is Valentine's day |