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Seasons One through Three



The Nanny Named Fran
(Composed and Performed by Ann Hampton Callaway)

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny...
So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door.
She was there to sell make-up, but the father saw more.
She had style! She had flair! She was there.
That's how she became the Nanny!

Who would have guessed that the girl we've described,
Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now the father finds her beguiling (watch out C.C.!).
And the kids are actually smiling (such joie de vivre!).
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan...
The flashy girl from Flushing, the Nanny named Fran!




Put On A Happy Face
Why look so awfully tragic?
Put on a happy face
Smiling can work like magic
Put on a happy face

Take off that gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Slap on a happy grin

And spread sunshine all over the place
Just, put on a happy face
Gray skies are gonna to clear up
Put on a happy face
Brush off the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Why do you mope around so sourly,
It's such a strain
I always try to chuckle outwardly,
It clears the brain.

I knew a girl so gloomy
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean ol' thing

So spread sunshine all over the place
Just, put on a happy face




Sea Cruise
Old man rhythm is in my shoes
It's no use just sitting and singing the blues
So be my guest you got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Feel like jumping baby won't you join me please
oh baby please
I don't like begging but now I'm on bended knees

I've got to get the rocking get my hat off the rack
I got the boogie woogie's like a knife in a back
I said be my guest you got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

<musical interlude>

Come on
Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Feel like jumping baby won't you join me please
Come on please
I don't like begging but now I'm on bended knees

I've got to get the moving babe I ain't lying
My heart is beating rhythm and it's right on time
Be my guest you got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise





Anything You Can Do
(from Annie Get Your Gun
words and music by Irving Berlin)


I'm superior, you're inferior.
I'm the big attraction, you're the small.
I'm the major one, you're the minor one,
I can beat you shootin', that's not all.

SHE: Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can! Yes, I can!!

HE: Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
SHE: No, you're not
HE: Yes, I am
SHE: No, you're not
HE: Yes, I am
SHE: No, you're not
HE: Yes, I am! Yes, I am!!

I can get a partridge with a single cartridge
SHE: I can get a sparrow with a b and arrow
HE: I can live on bread and cheese
SHE: And only on that?
HE: Yes.
SHE: So can a rat

HE: Any note you can reach, I can go higher
SHE: I can sing any note higher than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can! Yes, I can!!

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
HE: 50¢?
SHE: 40¢?
HE: 30¢?
SHE: 20¢?
HE: No you can't
SHE: Yes I can! Yes I can!

HE: Anything you can say, I can say softer
SHE: I can say anything softer than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can! Yes, I can!!
HE: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
SHE: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
HE: I can open any safe
SHE: Without getting caught?
HE: Sure
SHE: That's what I thought, you crook

HE: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
SHE: I can hold any note longer than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't
SHE: Yes, I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
HE: Yes, you can!!

SHE: Anything you can wear, I can wear better
In what you wear, I look better than you
HE: In my coat?
SHE: In your vest
HE: In my shoes?
SHE: In your hat!
HE: No you can't
SHE: Yes I can! Yes I can!

HE: Anything you can say, I can say faster
SHE: I can say anything faster than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: Noyoucan't
SHE: YesIcan
HE: NOYOUCANT
SHE: YESICANYESICAN

HE: I can jump a hurdle
SHE: I can wear a girdle
HE: I can knit a sweater
SHE: I can fill it better
HE: I can do most anything
SHE: Can you make a pie?
HE: No
SHE: Neither can I

HE: Any note you can sing, I can sing sweeter
SHE: I can sing anything sweeter than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can, yes I cannnnnnnnn.




I Love Lucy Theme

I love Lucy and she loves me
We're as happy as two can be
Sometimes we quarrel
But oh how we love making up again
Lucy kisses like no one can
She's my misses
And I'm her man
Life is heaven you see 'cause
oh I love Lucy
yes I love Lucy
And Lucy loves me




Luck Be A Lady

They call you Lady Luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very unladylike way of running out,

You're on a date with me
The pickings have been lush
And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush.

You might forget your manners,
You might refuse to stay,
And so the best that I can do is pray

Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with,
Luck be a lady tonight.

Luck let a gentleman see
How nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
Luck be a lady with me.

A lady doesn't leave her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
and blow on some other guys dice.

So let's keep the party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby I'm the fellow you came in with,
Luck be a lady,
Luck be a lady,
Luck be a lady tonight.




Sunrise Sunset
(From the Broadway Musical Fiddler On The Roof)

Is this the little girl I carried?
Is this the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older
When did they?

When did she get to be a beauty?
When did he get to be so tall?
Wasn't it yesterday when they
Were small?

Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
Blossoming even as we gaze

Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears

What words of wisdom can I give them?
How can I help to ease their ways?
Now they must learn from one another
Day by day

They look so natural together
Just like two newlyweds should be
Is there a canopy in store
For me?

Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears




Bang Bang
I was five and he was six
We played on horses made of sticks
I wore black and he wore white,
And he would always win the fight

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down

Seasons came and changed the times
I grew up and called you mine
You always used to laugh and say
Remember when we used to play

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down

Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bell's rang
Ever afters never come
We were strong and we were young

Now you're gone I don't know why
Until this day sometime I cry
You didn't even say goodbye
You didn't take the time to lie

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down




Old Time Rock N Roll

(Bob Seeger)
Just take those old records off the shelf
I sit and listen to them by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll.

Don't try to take me to a disco
You never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock 'n' roll.

Still like that old time a- rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll, hey!
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I better hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll.

Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old fashion, say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll.

Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll, oh!




Not While I'm Around

(from Sweeney Todd
Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim)
Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around
Nothing's gonna harm you
No sir, not while I'm around
Demons are prowling everywhere nowadays
I'll send them howling
I don't care
I got ways

No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare
Others can desert you
Not a worry
Whistle I'll be there
Demons'll charm you with a smile for awhile
But in time
Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around
Not to worry, not to worry,
I may not be smart but I ain't dumb.
I can do it, put me to it,
show me something I can overcome.
Not to worry, mum.
Being close and being clever
ain't like being true.
I don't need to, I n't ever
hide a thing from you, like some.

No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare
Others can desert you
Not a worry
Whistle I'll be there
Demons'll charm you with a smile for awhile
But in time
Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around




Georgy Girl
Hey there! Georgy girl,
Swinging down the street so fancy free,
Nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there - inside you.

Hey there! Georgy girl,
Why do all the boys just pass you by?
Could it be you just don't try, or is it the clothes you wear?

You're always window shopping but never stopping to buy.
So shed those dowdy feathers and fly - a little bit.

Hey there! Georgy girl,
There's another Georgy deep inside.
Bring out all the love you hide and oh, what a change there'd be,
The rld would see - a new Georgy girl
Hey there! Georgy girl,
Swinging down the street so fancy free,
Nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there - inside you.

Hey there! Georgy girl,
Dreaming of the someone you could be.
Life is a reality, you can't always run away.

Don't be so scared of changing and rearranging your self.
It's time for jumping down from the shelf - a little bit.

Hey there! Georgy girl,
There's another Georgy deep inside.
Bring out all the love you hide and oh, what a change there'd be,
The world would see - a new Georgy girl... a new Georgy girl...




The Trolley Song

(Performed by Judy Garland in the film Meet Me in St. Louis
Words and Music by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane, 1944)
[With my high starched collar and my high topped shoes
and my hair piled high upon my head,
I went to lose a jolly hour on the trolley and lost my heart instead.
With his light brown derby and his bright green tie,
He was quite the handsomest of men,
I started to yen, so I counted to ten, then I counted to ten again.]

"Clang, clang, clang," went the trolley,
"Ding, ding, ding," went the bell.
"Zing, zing, zing," went my heart-strings,
For the moment I saw him I fell.
"Chug, chug, chug," went the motor,
"Bump, bump, bump," went the brake,
"Thump, thump, thump," went my heart strings,
When he smiled, I could feel the car shake.
He tipped his hat, and took a seat
He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my feet,
He asked my name, I held my breath,
I couldn't speak because he scared me half to death.

"Buzz, buzz, buzz," went the buzzer,
"Plop, plop, plop," went the wheels,
"Stop, stop, stop," went my heart strings,

As he started to leave I took hold of his sleeve with my hand
And as if it were planned
He stayed on with me and it was grand,
Just to stand with his hand holding mine,
To the end of the line.




Celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now
Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo! Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight
(Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...




Shop Around
"Just because you've become a young man now,
There's still some things that you don't understand now
Before you ask some girl for her hand now
Keep your freedom for as long as you can now."
My momma told me, "You better shop around,
You better shop around."

"There some things that I want you to know now
Just as sure as the wind's gonna blow now
The women come and the women gonna go now
Before you tell one that you love them so now,"
My momma told me, "You better shop around,
you better shop around."
"Try to get yourself a bargain son
Don't be sold on the very first one
Pretty girls come a dime a dozen
Try to find one who's gonna give you true lovin
Before you take a girl and say 'I do' now
Make sure she's in love with you now."
My momma told me, "You better shop around,
you better shop around."

"Try to get yourself a bargain son
Don't be sold on the very first one
Pretty girls come a dime a dozen
Try to find you one who's gonna give you true lovin
Before you take a girl and say I do now
Make sure she's in love with you now.
Make sure that her love is true now
I hate to see you feeling sad and blue now."
My momma told me, "You better shop around,
you better shop around."




Do You Think I'm Sexy
(Music by Rod and Carmine Appice)
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
he's so nervous avoiding all the questions.
His lips are dry her heart is gently pounding
don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so.

He's acting shy looking for an answer,
Come on honey, let's spend the night together,
Now hold on a minute before we go much further,
Give me a dime so I can 'phone my mother,
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment,
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on honey tell me so.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know.

His heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last he's got his girl home
relax baby now we are alone

They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing,
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking.
Outside it's cold misty and it's raining,
They got each other neither one's complaining,
He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee,
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so.



Rock a Bye Baby
Rock-a-bye, baby
In the treetop
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And down will come baby
Cradle and all

Baby is drowsing
Cosy and fair
Mother sits near
In her rocking chair
Forward and back
The cradle she swings
And though baby sleeps
He hears what she sings

From the high rooftops
Down to the sea
No one's as dear
As baby to me
Wee little fingers
Eyes wide and bright
Now sound asleep
Until morning light




Hooray For Hollywood
Hooray for Hollywood
That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood!
Where any office boy
Or young mechanic
can be a panic
With just a good-looking pan
And any barmaid
Can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan
Hooray for Hollywood!
Where you're terrific
if you're even good!
Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
to Aimee Semple
is equally understood
Come on and try your luck
You could be Donald Duck
Hooray for Hollywood!
Hooray for Hollywood!
That phony, super Coney, Hollywood
They come from Chilicothes
and Padukahs
with their bazookas
To see their names up in lights
All armed with photos
From local rotos
With their hair in curlers
and legs in tights
Hooray for Hollywood!
You may be homely in your neighborhood.
Still, if you think that you can be an actor
See Mister Factor
He'd make a monkey look good!
Within a half an hour
You'll look like Tyrone Power
Hooray for Hollywood!




Everythings Coming Up Roses
(from "Gypsy")
I had a dream, a dream about you, baby.
It's gonna come true, baby.
They think that we're through, but baby,

You'll be swell! You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on the plate!
Starting here, starting now,
honey, everything's coming up roses!

Clear the decks! Clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Blow a kiss. Take a bow.
Honey, everything's coming up roses!

Now's your inning. Stand the world on it's ear!
Set it spinning! That'll be just the beginning!
Curtain up! Light the lights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You'll be swell. You'll be great.
I can tell. Just you wait.
That lucky star I talk about is due!
Honey, everything's coming up roses for me and for you!

You can do it, all you need is a hand.
We can do it, Mama is gonna see to it!
Curtain up! Light the lights!
We got nothing to hit but the heights!

I can tell, wait and see.
There's the bell! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!

Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus!
Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up roses for me and for you!




I Say A Little Prayer
(Words and Music by Burt Bacharach)

The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair, now,
And wondering what dress to wear, now,
I say a little prayer for you

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, forever, we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me.

I run for the bus, dear,
While riding I think of us, dear,
I say a little prayer for you.
At work I just take time
And all through my coffee break-time,
I say a little prayer for you.

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, forever we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me.





Hot Hot Hot


Ole ole, Ole ole,
Ole ole, Ole ole

Me mind on fire, me soul on fire,
Feeling hot hot hot
Other people, All around me,
Feeling hot hot hot

What to do, on a night like this
Music's sweet, I can't resist
We need a party sound
It's fun, they'll get to jam

So we can um bum bum bum
Yeah we'll um bum bum bum
Feeling hot hot hot
Feeling hot hot hot

See people rocking, hear people chanting,
Feeling hot hot hot
Keep up the spirit, come on let's do it,
Feeling hot hot hot

It's in the air, celebration time
Music's sweet, captivate your mind
We have this party sound
This fun and in the jam

So we can um bum bum bum
Yeah we'll um bum bum bum
Feeling hot hot hot
Feeling hot hot hot

Ole ole, Ole ole,
Ole ole, Ole ole




I Love Paris

(from "Can Can")
(words and music by Cole Porter)


I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the winter, when it drizzles,
I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles

I love Paris ev'ry moment
ev'ry moment of the year
I love Paris,
why, oh why do I love Paris?
Because my love is near
I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the winter, when it drizzles,
I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles

I love Paris ev'ry moment
ev'ry moment of the year
I love Paris,
why, oh why do I love Paris?
Because my love is,
Because my love is, because my love is near



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