Season One
| Favorite Lines | Our Comments | Fun Stuff |
| Fran thinks that Maggie should cultivate a better social life. Choose from the three universal topics: boys, clothes, and Bobby Sherman. | Fran: That's Bobby Sherman. Grace: He's not really my type. I'm torn between Barney and Ted Koppel. |
| Maggie and Fran decide to host a society tea, but the party they planned together shocked C.C. |
| C.C.'s comments got Fran to thinking that she might embarrass Maggie, so the guys volunteered to teach her to be "high society". | Max: What about this beige frock? Fran: That's my dress bag!! | Max: That's your finger bowl!! Fran: What? These people can't afford Wetnaps? |
| The finished product. | Maureen Wentworth (Dorothy Lyman) is suitably impressed. |
| But Maggie and her friends hated the party. |
| Take my hair down! Maggie wanted her old Fran back. | And the original party, complete with a fortune teller, make-your-own sundaes and Fran as herself, was a big success. |
| The Fortune Teller: I'm telling you for the hundreth time, I see no tall dark nothing in your future! |