Season One
| Favorite Lines | Our Comments |
 Making a good first impression on Nanny Mueller, Max's childhood Nanny. |  Nanny Mueller takes over... Brighton: Fran, I can't go out in this, Somebody'll kick my butt! Fran: Sweetheart, I'd kick your butt. |
 How could I forget you, the butler's son--a callow youth, just beginning in service? And you, the experienced older woman. I was all of 22......okay, 32. |
 She even got Fran into uniform. |  And Fran and Max catching them in the act. |
 Niles and Nanny Mueller "playing" in the kitchen. |
 The next morning, Niles is in Love. |  You might think they are your kids, but they're not. You'll find out, if you last as long as I have. Kids grow up, go on their way, and you'll go on to another family. And you'll love them too, because you can't help it. And on and on until one day you find yourself with a lifetime of love to give, and no one to take it. |
 Max: As you can see, I'm all grown up now. My children have a nanny, and I think it's time for you to go. Fran: Don't you dare talk to your Nanny like that! |  Fran puts her own spin on the uniform, to Max's approval. |  And Niles gets some much need rest! |
I wanna go back to the Great Moments in Nanny History IndexBack to The Really Unofficial Nanny Home Page
The Perfect Nanny
(From Mary Poppins)
|
If you want this choice position, Have a cheery disposition, Rosy cheeks, no warts, Play games, all sorts. You must be kind, You must be witty, Very sweet and fairly pretty. Take us on outings, give us treats, Sing songs, bring sweets. Never be cross or cruel, Never give us castor oil, or gruel. Love us as a son and daughter And never smell of barley water. If you won't scold or dominate us, We will never give you cause to hate us. We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see, Put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea. Hurry Nanny, Many thanks, Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks. |