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1.16 Schlepped Away

written by: Fran Drescher and Peter Marc Jacobson

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One very snowy day....
Fran: Look at this gorgeous, tanned family relaxing at the beach. Who is that attractive brunette in the background? Oh gee, that must be the nanny!

Max: Couldn't be, she has her mouth closed.

But the beach did look inviting, so they all packed up and....

Niles drove them off to the airport. Unfortunately, the snow obliterated all Fran's landmarks to her "shortcut" (La Guardia is in Queens) and they ended up at Sylvia's.

They get snowed in, but Sylvia enjoyed having them.

Maggie: I'm in hell.
C.C.: Join the club.
Some members of the group couldn't quite get into the spirit of the situation.


But Maggie felt better when she met Kenny, the next door neighbor.

Then Fran found a "love letter" from the butcher to her mother hidden in a chicken. She assumed Sylvia was having an affair with Pauly.

Sacrifices had to be made by all.... Niles was forced to borrow a nightshirt from Morty.

C.C. climbed into bed with "Maxwell" and got a surprise!

Fran confronted her mother about her affair.


Who needs the Caribbean anyhow?

The family enjoyed their "tropical vacation" at Sylvia's because they were all together.

But found out Ma was just flirting with the butcher to get a better deal on the meat.


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Sea Cruise

Old man rhythm is in my shoes
It's no use just sitting and singing the blues
So be my guest you got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Feel like jumping baby won't you join me please
oh baby please
I don't like begging but now I'm on bended knees

I've got to get the rocking get my hat off the rack
I got the boogie woogie's like a knife in a back
I said be my guest you got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

<musical interlude>

Come on
Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Feel like jumping baby won't you join me please
Come on please
I don't like begging but now I'm on bended knees

I've got to get the moving babe I ain't lying
My heart is beating rhythm and it's right on time
Be my guest you got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby, Huey Huey baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

"Sea Cruise"