Season Three
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![]() In Mr. Sheffield's estimation, Maggie has been spending far too much time with her latest boyfriend, so he decides to send her to a Swiss convent for the three week Christmas break. | ![]() Fran breaks the news to Maggie. To make going away sound better, she tells her about her trip to a kibbutz in Israel when she was a teen. | ![]() But Maggie misunderstood the conversation and wants to go to a kibbutz instead of the convent. |
![]() Max: Every time I ask you to do something, you manage to screw it up! Fran: And yet, you continue to ask me. | ![]() Fran goes to Queens to visit her mother and "interrupts." Fran: Ma, I'm sorry. I hear sounds of ecstasy coming from your room I figure you're eating a cheese cake! |
![]() In a flashback to Fran's teen years, she remembers talking her mother into letting her go to Israel. She convinces Max he should let Maggie go too. |
![]() Sylvia reminds Fran that she had hated the kibbutz and had left before the summer was over. | ![]() In a flashback, Fran remembers why she had such a great time. Fran: Oh yeah, now I remember why I loved it so much. That's where I lost my..... hat. | ![]() Sylvia: Well, maybe Maggie will have as much fun as you. Fran: Over my dead body! |
![]() Now Fran has to talk Mr. Sheffield out of letting Maggie go. Fran: Ya wanna know what it really is? I kinda remembered that the kibbutz is where I lost my.... Oh hi kids! | ![]() Max: Miss Fine, what on earth is the big deal about losing your.... oh my God! Everybody out! No, not you! |
![]() Max: Okay, everybody quiet! Except Miss Fine. Now, you were saying, you don't want Margaret to go to the kibbutz because that's where you lost your..... Fran: Hat. |
![]() But instead of just keeping Margaret from going, the whole family spent Christmas on the kibbutz. | ![]() Fran even ran into her old boyfriend, still working there. | ![]() His son works with him now, but Mother Hen was having none of that! |
December 63 (Oh What A Night)
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Oh, what a night, late December back in '63 What a very special time for me As I remember what a night! Oh what a night, You know I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same What a lady, what a night! Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room And I, as I recall it ended much too soon Oh what a night, Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me She was everything I dreamed she'd be Sweet surrender, what a night! |
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under Oh what a night! Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room And I, as I recall it ended much too soon Oh what a night, Why'd it take so long to see the light? Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right What a lady, what a night! I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder Straining my head around and taking my body under Oh what a night! |