Season Three
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 The entire family is off to a premiere. Fran is running late, as per usual, and in an effort to hurry her along, Mr. Sheffield insists she not take the time to switch purses. |  Later, back at work, Maggie comes downstairs with the latest issue of Gloss Magazine. Maggie: Fran's picture is in Gloss Magazine. Max: What's so bad about that, she'll be thrilled. Were her eyes closed, bad angle? Maggie: She's a fashion 'don't'. Max: What's that to do with me? Maggie: Read the caption. Max: 'Who let her out of the house with that purse?' Ohaah. |
 At the premiere, some Paparazzi take a picture of Fran and Max. |
 Fran grabs a copy of the magazine. Fran: Oh, I look fabulous. Look, they gave me half a page! I gotta call Val.... |  Everybody out! |  Not you! |
 | Depression sets in and Mr. Sheffield tries to cheer her up. Max: All right Miss Fine. I know how to make you feel better. I'm ready. Come on. Let's do it. Fran: Now? Oh no, I'm not in the mood. Max: Oh you want to, I know you do. Every time you look at me you got one thing on your mind. Fran: I don't want you to do it out of pity. Max: Come on upstairs. You know you'll enjoy it! Fran: No, I'm not prepared. I'd have to go to the drugstore... oh forget it. I'm not dyeing your gray streak today. |
 Max tries to think of something to cheer Fran up. C.C. yells at him that he needs to think about the charity show they have coming up. C.C.: Maxwell focus! We need a director, we need a set designer, we need someone to do costumes... |  Max: That's it C.C., you're a genius! |
 So Maxwell hires Fran to design the costumes for his new show, which cheers Fran up. |  But C.C. thinks it's a mistake. C.C.: I think you're thinking with your little producer. Max: I beg your pardon!? C.C.: You're attracted to this woman for God knows what reason and it's clouding your professional judgement. |
 Fran comes in for a meeting with Mr. Sheffield about the costumes and Maxwell starts having second thoughts about his decision. |
 Maxwell: Was C.C. right? Have I let my judgement be impaired by my feelings for Miss Fine? Niles: What feelings are those Sir? Max: Well, you know. Niles: No I don't. Max: Come on Niles. Niles: Oh but you'd feel so much better if you just said it! |  Max:Oh all right... Fran: Knock, knock. Niles:Oh wait!!! |
 The night of the benefit, Fran reassures Max that she has done a good job with some help from her cousin Toddy. Fran: You know Mr. Sheffield, I really haven't thanked you for giving me this opportunity. You don't know what it means to me to have somebody like you put so much faith in me. |  Fran's costumes for the benefit are a big hit, and cousin Toddy comes over to say hello. Max: You mean Todd Oldham is your cousin? Fran: Well of course he is, how do ya think a nanny could afford to dress the way I do? |
 Fran gets even with C.C. by throwing a tacky purse at her just in time for the photographer from Gloss Magazine to snap a shot. C.C. then ends up as a fashion 'don't.' |
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Everythings Coming Up Roses
(from "Gypsy")
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I had a
dream, a dream about you, baby. It's gonna come true, baby. They think that we're through, but baby, You'll be swell! You'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on the plate! Starting here, starting now, honey, everything's coming up roses! Clear the decks! Clear the tracks! You've got nothing to do but relax. Blow a kiss. Take a bow. Honey, everything's coming up roses! Now's your inning. Stand the world on it's ear! Set it spinning! That'll be just the beginning! Curtain up! Light the lights! You got nothing to hit but the heights! |
You'll be swell. You'll be great. I can tell. Just you wait. That lucky star I talk about is due! Honey, everything's coming up roses for me and for you! You can do it, all you need is a hand. We can do it, Mama is gonna see to it! Curtain up! Light the lights! We got nothing to hit but the heights! I can tell, wait and see. There's the bell! Follow me! And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through! Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils! Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus! Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops! Everything's coming up roses for me and for you! |