Season Two
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 Brighton, Maggie and Mr. Sheffield are off to play on the Broadway Show League baseball team. Fran: Gee, I don't think I've ever seen you in jeans before. Wait a minute, turn around. I think you got a rip. No, no, looking good! |  Niles: Master Willie is here with his Nanny. Fran: Now honey, you go make an entrance. Check yourself like I taught you. Grace: I'm fine! |
 I'm Kurt, Willie's nanny. Even though he's gorgeous, Fran assumes he's gay based on his knowledge of Broadway trivia and show tunes. |
 When the gang gets back from the game: Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield, I think you got some grass stains! No, no, looking good! |  Fran and Kurt become great friends, and since Kurt is "safe", Mr. Sheffield lets Fran break the "no men in her room" rule. |  Up in her room, Fran is going through her closet trying to decide which dresses to keep. |
 But Kurt starts kissing her arms, then her neck.... |  Oh my God. You're not gay!?!? |
 I can't believe I told you what I do for yeast infections! I bought Correctol in front of you. Ohhhh, you saw me without make-up!!!! |  Kurt tries kissing her again, and Mr. Sheffield happens to come by at just that moment. |
 I got a news flash for you. Kurt is a flaming heterosexual! |
 Fran: While you're here, tell me, should I take this back? Max: I think you should put it on! Fran: I already had it on. It flattens out my bo.... Oooh Mr. Sheffield! Why didn't you say anything?? Max: I didn't notice! Fran: You didn't..... ya know, I'm beginning to wonder about you too! |  Niles: If you let me tell Miss Babcock about this, I'll work free for a year! |
 Niles: Just an incident in Miss Fine's room last night. C.C.: With her and Kurt? Niles: No, with her and another man. C.C.: Ohhh, I love it. Tell me, tell me. Niles: Oh no, I couldn't possibly, I swore I wouldn't say a word. Read this. C.C.: Why? Niles: There, there, now don't do anything rash! |  Max: Oh it's this thing with her and Kurt. Why is it gnawing at me like this?..... Niles: Oh dear, that was the last apple. Max: I'm sorry old man, did you want it? Niles: Yes, but I didn't realize I wanted it till somebody else had sunk his teeth into it, now it's too late. It was right there in front of me, if only I'd snatched it up I wouldn't have this aching hunger. Max: Good God man, have a bloody pear! |  But Kurt knows Fran too well and the thrill is gone for her. Fran: Oh Niles, what's wrong with me? Niles: Oh dear, that was the last pear. Fran: I'm sorry, did you want it? Niles: Well yes, but I didn't realize I wanted it till someone else had sunk his teeth into it. Fran: Well, you snooze, you lose. |
 Max: Oh Miss Fine, good, you're home. I wanted to apologize for the way I behaved about you and Kurt. Fran: Well, ya know, if I didn't know any better, I would think that you were jealous. Max: No, I was just concerned about the children.... |  Fran: Ya know, I'm not asking for much, really. Just someone that's going in the same direction as me. Max: I know exactly what you mean. Oh Miss Fine, I think you sat in something. No, no, looking good! |
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Turn Around, Look At Me
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There is someone walking behind you, turn around, look at me. There is someone watching your footsteps, turn around, look at me There is someone who really needs you, here's my heart in my hand. Turn around, (turn around,) look at me, (look at me,) understand,understand, That there's someone who'll stand beside you. Turn around, look at me. And there's someone who'll love and guide you. Turn around, look at me. I've waited, but I'll wait forever for you to come to me. Look at someone (look at someone) who really loves you, yeah, really loves you. Turn around, look at me. |