Season Two
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![]() Over breakfast, the family discusses that Maggie is going to her first Sweet Sixteen party and Fran is taking her to get her hair done for the occasion. | ![]() Later that morning, Maxwell and C.C. are holding auditions at the the house for their latest show and Mary Ruth is one of the aspiring show girls. |
![]() The audition doesn't go well, however, and she is desperate for a job, any job. Fran takes her with them to Maggie's hair appointment because she heard the salon was hiring. |
![]() Down at the salon, Sylvia and Yetta enjoy Mr. Anthony's attentions. | ![]() Mary Ruth gets the shampoo girl job instead of Sylvia, who had also applied. | ![]() Mr. Anthony's son makes friends with Mary Ruth. She finds out that he has been missing his mother and tries to get Mr. Anthony to be more understanding. |
![]() Mr. Sheffield objects to the wig that Fran let Maggie get for the party because it makes her look too old. Max: Come on Margaret, no boy in his right mind would be attracted to that ridiculous wig. | ![]() Max: Oh Miss Fine..... look at you!! But when Fran wears it, it is a different story, and they go out for ice cream and a movie! |
Hair
(Gerome Ragni and James Rado)
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Gimme head with hair Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there hair Shoulder length or longer Here baby, there mama Everywhere daddy daddy Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair Let it fly in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in my hair A home for fleas A hive for bees A nest for birds There ain't no words For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder Of my... Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied! |
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied! Oh say can you see My eyes if you can Then my hair's too short Down to here Down to there Down to where It stops by itself They'll be ga ga at the go go When they see me in my toga My toga made of blond Brilliantined Biblical hair My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah I adore it Hallelujah Mary loved her son Why don't my mother love me? Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair |