Next Lifetime takes a special look at Tony award winning Andrew Lloyd Webber in Biography.

Webber's first musical, The Likes of Us, was a failure.

But soon came hit musicals like Cats, A Chorus Line, Starlight Express, Phantom Of The Opera...

What's a matter honey?

Lifetime is airing a biography of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Sweetie... Wouldn't you rather do something else?

I cannot believe Lifetime would put that man on television.

Max why don't you turn off that silly ol' tv?

But--

See? Isn't this better then watching tv?

(IRRITATED) Isn't it?!

Yes of course darling.

I can't do it!

What?

I'm sorry darling I can't do this until this is over.

Just look at him! With those beady eyes!

Max you're obsessing again...

I am not!

Are to!

Am not!

Max this is the only time in my life I'm asking you to turn something off.

I'm sorry sweetheart.

What was that?

This is California maybe it's a burglar.

Care to tell me what you think you were doing?

Niles did she kick you out again?

No

Why aren't you with your wife?

Oh I don't know she said she wanted to wrap something up, before going to bed.

Thought you'd get a little snoop before bed Niles?

Sorta, kinda...

Okay Solicitor, What's up? because I ain't buying it.

Do you know what day it is on Saturday next week?

Yeah, it's Saturday.

I'm kidding. Of course I know.

The two hour Barbra Streisand special airs!

Ma, he seemed really distracted and upset, I hope this don't last a long time.

Darling, it'll pass as soon as they stop airing that smeggie.

That's good, considering its going to air all this month! Oy that reminds me... be right back

Where are you going?

To hide the TV Guide. They are airing it again today.

Awww if it isn't little Shloma, come here and give your grandma a hug.

Yetta she's not...

Humor her...

Oh alright!

(to Sylvia) Does Frannie know this kid looks like the butler?

What's wrong with Niles? I just saw him walk by me.

He looks like his favorite duster became missing in action.

He's upset because I forgot about his birthday, And now that I know...... I really don't care!

It's his birthday?

Next week on Saturday.

Oh, So that's what he was talking about...

You forgot too didn't....

Have a cookie Ma.

You forgot your husbands birthday? You should be ashamed of yourself.

She who gives plastic combs for birthday presents should not point fingers.

He told you about that?

It's amazing what they'll tell you when they're bound to the bed.

I so didn't need to know that.

Throw him a surprise party.

That's it! That's a wonderful idea ma... Ma you didn't borrow any of Val's left over smart pills did you?

Nope.

So what ya think?

About what?

A surprise party for your husband.

Fine.

So what should we start with?

We?

HELLO!!! He's your husband.

Nanny Fine, I'm barely keeping up with work now since little blue eyes has arrived. I don't have time to plan a surprise party.

Fine. I'll take care of it. At least that way it will be done properly.

Gee, it looked so much easier on tv.

Ooo look who's here.

Nanny Fine, This.....

clean baby. That......

dirty hands.

Not dirt, flour.

Same thing.

And you wonder why Maxwell never wants you to cook?

I'm learning. I'm making a cake and some other goodies for Niles birthday.

Uhu...So where is the servant?

I asked Val to take him out for a long lunch so I could work alone without worrying about him walking in on me.

And when he sees your so called creation in the fridge.....?

I'll tell him it's for Gracie who's having a party.

There. What ya think?

That's not bad Nanny Fine. Your attempt to be Sarah Lee didn't turn out half bad.

Yeah and it only took me four hours too. Kinda reminds me of the one we had to celebrate B going to Harvard. What a waste that was.

So he didn't go to Harvard.

No. I meant Ma later ate the whole thing.

Oooyyy

Look on the bright side Nanny Fine. At least Sylvia didn't eat the whole thing.

It was nice of you to go to lunch with me Niles, since Fred had to go to the dentist.

Sure, didn't have much to do today anyway.

What's wrong? You've been moping all day.

I'm sorry Val. I'm just a little depressed.

Why? Because of your birthday coming up?

How did you know?

You've been telling me all through lunch.

Oh...right. Sorry.

So it's your birthday. It's a natural way of life. You shouldn't feel bad. Ok, so you are old...

..but you have a beautiful wife, a beautiful daughter......

Doesn't matter that you are somewhat older than her and someday she might get tired of you......

Val.

Yes.

That's not why I am upset.

It's not?

No but it is now.

Niles I didn't mean that. She will not get tired of you. You two love each other and always will.

Yeah you are right.

So why so sad?

No one remembers my birthday.

Sure they do.

No they don't.

They do.

Don't.

Do.

Don't

Oh please, why do you think I took you out to lunch?

What is going on?

Eh nothing.

Val?

Ok, I was to take you out to lunch so Fran could make a cake for your birthday.

Really?

Fran is making it?

Yes.

Fran Fine "I'm always 29 in short skirts and high heels" Sheffield?

Yes. Oy, I shouldn't have said anything. I can't do anything right.

Now don't worry Val. I won't say anything to Fran and besides, you made me happy by telling me.

I did?

Yes, until now I thought no one cared about my birthday. I should have known better. Thank You.

Is the radio on? I thought I heard something.

Eeeh.......yeah.

Miss Babcock are ya sure ya don't wanna help to prepare Niles' birthday party?

Okay, okay.

Hello sweethart.

Hi...

Oh you were talking to her.

And hello to you my darling.

That's better. It's time for their nap. Where is Jonah?

He is with Gracie in her room. Ok, come here you.

Oh we are getting heavy aren't we?

What?

The baby Fran. The baby.

Oh, yeah. The baby.

Hi Niles

Mrs. Sheffield.

What's with you? Did you win the lottery and not tell me?

No. I never gamble.

Almost never.

So what is going on? You seem to be in a good mood.

Oh nothing, just thinking how lucky I am to have such good friends as you.

Aww, and I'm happy to........Val told you!!

Well.........

Niles!

Yes.

Oy, I should have known better. She's like Dumbo without the flying skills! It was suppose to be a surprise.

It still can be. We don't have to say that I know. When you and C.C. surprise me I'll act.

I do know how to act.

Yeah, well....sure.

Fran? What is it?

Niles, sweetie....You know how I was when I had my babies and well, becoming a mother can be......

Are you trying to tell me C.C. is not planning this with you?

Eeeh.....yeah.

Niles, she loves you it's just that......she's....busy.

Uhu.......

Niles?

Excuse me.

She is gonna be such a beautiful young woman Niles. I can't believe I never tried having one before.

I can. But don't worry I'll stick a Post It on your forehead so you'll remember her birthday.

What's with you? You've been angry at me all day.

You should know.

Niles, are you still mad because I forgot your birthday? It's not like it's the biggest thing in the world.

Hmmm...

You are being a big baby but then, what else is new?

I'm not a big baby. Is it so hard for you to understand that a man might want his wife to share in his celebration? Even though his wife is the female version of Quasimodo.

(ANNOYED) I told you I'm getting you a present.

But no surprise.

Well I'm sorry Niles but the Fire Breather and the Clown were all booked up.

Touch and die B.

Miss Babcock, it is ok to leave the baby for just a minute.

I'm sensing some tension.

We had a little fight last night.

Oy. So I noticed.

I wouldn't even call it a fight but we went to bed angry. At least I did.

Why?

You know.

No I do.......Niles, are you mad because she is not as involved in your birthday party as you would like?

Sorta.....kinda......maybe.....a little.

What is wrong with you?

Me?!

Yes, you. Niles, in a year she got involved with you, got married to you....twice and gave birth. That's a little shake for any woman but for C.C. Babcock that's an earthquake. It's not easy learning to become a mother. Especially when you consider its her and not someone else.

I know. I just feel ignored myself that's all.

She probably doesn't mean to ignore you but when it comes to raising a child it's usually the mother that takes the biggest load on her shoulders.

Not to mention what the lack of sex is doing to ya.

I heard that.

Sweetie, all I'm saying the first months are very hard. Don't worry, it will get better.

You're right. When did you get so smart about relationships?

In New York with Dr. Joyce Brothers. All those times.....really paid off

C.C. we need to talk.

I'll just leave you two alone.

Don't drop her.

Oh would you cut the umbilical cord already! You tell about one time when you were 17 that happend and she never let's you forget.

What is it?

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Actually, I believe it's been over 24 hours.

Well I do and I'm sorry.

Sorry?

I have been a little mad at you. I found out about Fran's suprise party for me and............

........and got annoyed at me for not being part of it?

Well, yes.

Niles, I......

I know. You are busy learning to be a mother.

It's hard work.

I know and you are doing wonderfully.

Really?

Don't ever doubt it.

See? Everything is fine. Now, remember this is the way to do it if you wanna know something in this house. Your father will teach you everything you need to know.

Well, sweetheart this turned out very well.

Yes, thank god Niles forgave me for forgetting his birthday.

He understands you have much to do

Like what?

Like uh....you....shop....you.......uh, why are you holding Emily?

Niles went to look for C.C.

Oh, Be right back darling, I have to get something from the kitchen.

Well Ma, all's well that ends well, Niles is having a wonderful birthday and....

(OFFSTAGE) NO!!!

Oy, he found the TV Guide.

Hi there. I missed you.

I just needed to get some air. It's a beautiful afternoon.

It sure is.

I've got something for you.

Happy Birthday.

CC, it's beautiful.

I thought you shouldn't have to wait to your retirement to get a gold watch. Look on the back.

Happy Birthday my servant and to many more together.

What's this?

Read it.

A receipt for the watch?

I paid for it in advance when I got it engraved. Look at the date.

You never did forget my birthday did you?

No.

You knew even before I told you.

That's the best surprise of them all.

Psst... You two don't know I'm here. You never saw me.